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I'm not saying the view isn't great, I'm saying I don't think I could give eat up eating people's brains for it...
5 posts
bugbear:- Does my butt look big in this?
Bartender:- Yeah but at least it takes the focus off your face! (mutters)those colored feathers with his skin type what was he thinking
Bartender:- Yeah but at least it takes the focus off your face! (mutters)those colored feathers with his skin type what was he thinking
Scholar
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"Yeah I find that ring of skulls fits right in with the head piece. Not to mention they are useful when I need extra Mojo to smite an elf or two."
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"What do ya mean ya don't like my beard? I spent an hour grooming it just for you."
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"What do ya mean ya don't like my beard? I spent an hour grooming it just for you."
9 posts
"Just becuase his mothers a Porcus, doesn't mean he has to be a prick every time we come in here."
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Background bar music "Can't read my, Can't read my, No he can't read my LON face."
Orc "I heard Lady Gagos is all the rage in Qeynos these day."
Bugbear "You didn't know? Where do you think i got this hat? Its sign'd you know!"
Orc "I heard Lady Gagos is all the rage in Qeynos these day."
Bugbear "You didn't know? Where do you think i got this hat? Its sign'd you know!"
9 posts
"So....... you like Loot?"
Edited, Jun 11th 2010 11:15am by Aspen69
Edited, Jun 11th 2010 11:15am by Aspen69
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BugBear: What's this stuff?
Orc: Some ale, supposed to be good for ya
BugBear: I'm not gonna try it
Orc: Let's get Mikey, yeah
BugBear: He won't drink it, he hates everything
Orc: He likes it! Hey Mikey!
Orc: Some ale, supposed to be good for ya
BugBear: I'm not gonna try it
Orc: Let's get Mikey, yeah
BugBear: He won't drink it, he hates everything
Orc: He likes it! Hey Mikey!
6 posts
First my PVP mount gets nerfed now im here on display with this silly hat
10 posts
Bugbear: You know what they call a Lucan Burger with Cheese in Qeynos?
Orc: They don't call it a Lucan Burger with Cheese?
Bugbear: Nah, man, they got the Antonican system, they wouldn't know what the **** a Lucan Burger is.
Orc: What do they call it?
Bugbear: They call it a "Antonia with Cheese".
Orc: "Antonia with Cheese".
Bugbear: That's right.
Orc: What do they call a Halfling Burger?
Bugbear: A Halfling Burger's a Halfling Burger, but they call it "Le Halfling Burger".
Orc: They don't call it a Lucan Burger with Cheese?
Bugbear: Nah, man, they got the Antonican system, they wouldn't know what the **** a Lucan Burger is.
Orc: What do they call it?
Bugbear: They call it a "Antonia with Cheese".
Orc: "Antonia with Cheese".
Bugbear: That's right.
Orc: What do they call a Halfling Burger?
Bugbear: A Halfling Burger's a Halfling Burger, but they call it "Le Halfling Burger".
10 posts
What separates us from these savage yanks if we cannot drink tea?
** Your Mohawk is not as cool as Mr. T's...
** I can't believe the hedgehog made us move tables...
** Covered in hair is the new style, you should ditch your armor.
** I will not blink and lose this contest!
** The feathers...? Oh yeah that rooster crashed into my head.
** Ever feel like thousands of people are watching your every move, as if waiting for you to sit down...?
** Its like Time has completely stopped....
** Did I ever tell you I love your eyes? (Slow motion zoom in)...
** That prowler mount hurt my butt, I cant even sit anymore!
** Where are all the elven women!
** Are you sure to be polite we have to stand UNTIL our dates come back..? Its been 3 days! (dates left them)
** I can't believe the hedgehog made us move tables...
** Covered in hair is the new style, you should ditch your armor.
** I will not blink and lose this contest!
** The feathers...? Oh yeah that rooster crashed into my head.
** Ever feel like thousands of people are watching your every move, as if waiting for you to sit down...?
** Its like Time has completely stopped....
** Did I ever tell you I love your eyes? (Slow motion zoom in)...
** That prowler mount hurt my butt, I cant even sit anymore!
** Where are all the elven women!
** Are you sure to be polite we have to stand UNTIL our dates come back..? Its been 3 days! (dates left them)
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Orc: I told you more people would come if you offered punch and pie.
Bugbear: Alright, we will recruit more people your way next time.
Orc: Did you at least bring your secret club decoder ring?
Bugbear: No...
Orc: Why do we even keep you around?
Bugbear: Because I make an excellent Thromlette?
Orc: Oh yeah....
Bugbear: Alright, we will recruit more people your way next time.
Orc: Did you at least bring your secret club decoder ring?
Bugbear: No...
Orc: Why do we even keep you around?
Bugbear: Because I make an excellent Thromlette?
Orc: Oh yeah....
5 posts
I sure wish we could sit down !
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I hope those 'Adventurers' don't find this zone!
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Nice to see you, please sit down. After you. No, after you....
2 posts
Stood up once again, Fuzzy Kyle's only friend was the corner.
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Bugbear: You promised this place would be full of "hot young ladies."
Orc: There's one right behind you and I'm pretty sure she's been eying you since we got here.
Bugbear: *looks* You're kidding, right? Thats a kobold!
Orc: Thats why we ordered the drinks.
Orc: There's one right behind you and I'm pretty sure she's been eying you since we got here.
Bugbear: *looks* You're kidding, right? Thats a kobold!
Orc: Thats why we ordered the drinks.
Your hair is just about as lovely as that mutilated rats I skinned this morning! And it smells as good too!
Your hair is just about as pretty as that mutilated rat’s I skinned this morning. Like my rat skull collection?
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Love this new Capachino place..wonder if they got wi-fi?
Look me Ale is frozen ....Hellllooo....oh.. dam, so be you.
Dam it Barkeep if i wanted me drink cold, id drink it outside.
Geesh guy...your lookin a bit pale after that drink...dont get sick on me new hat.
I promised a friend id say hello to you today...Hello......Hello....Say hello dam it.
Look me Ale is frozen ....Hellllooo....oh.. dam, so be you.
Dam it Barkeep if i wanted me drink cold, id drink it outside.
Geesh guy...your lookin a bit pale after that drink...dont get sick on me new hat.
I promised a friend id say hello to you today...Hello......Hello....Say hello dam it.
Orc: So, how do you like your first raw oyster?
Bugbear: Mrmph, oh, its good (What the heck does he see in these nasty snotballs? Gotta keep it down.)
Orc: Are you ok? You're looking kind of green.
Bugbear: Oh, it's fine! (Must...not...blow....chunks! Guzzle more tea!)
Orc: Are you sure? Let me smell that halfshell. Oh, dude, you got a bad one!
(Based on real life experience. And yes, my brother was the Orc, and I was the Bugbear.)
Edited, Jun 12th 2010 12:00am by Maccabee4
Bugbear: Mrmph, oh, its good (What the heck does he see in these nasty snotballs? Gotta keep it down.)
Orc: Are you ok? You're looking kind of green.
Bugbear: Oh, it's fine! (Must...not...blow....chunks! Guzzle more tea!)
Orc: Are you sure? Let me smell that halfshell. Oh, dude, you got a bad one!
(Based on real life experience. And yes, my brother was the Orc, and I was the Bugbear.)
Edited, Jun 12th 2010 12:00am by Maccabee4
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This is a bit wierd for me to say... but that kobold just told me to tell you, she thinks your tractor's sexy... wth does that mean??
2 posts
This is my first speed date...
All I'm saying, is that if *I* had my choice of what to ride in this snowy purgatory, it would a big St. Bernard, with a keg of brew tied to his collar! What?! Why not a big dog? They have big cats, and rhinos, and such!
What's wrong with Maury over there?
Maury? Oh, he failed his auditions for Dancing with the Stars. Give him some time and he'll be out slaying just like before.
Maury? Oh, he failed his auditions for Dancing with the Stars. Give him some time and he'll be out slaying just like before.
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