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- So uhh.. we missed the santa tryouts again huh?

- You told me this place had air conditioning and a great view... no wonder it's only 37 copper a night

- ok ok ok, look here. if this coin lands heads then you go talk to her for me, if its tails I'll go

- the hat? what you said we where going to the beach! how was I to know it was on a floating iceburg...

- does this look like spit in my mug?

- I umm uh... forgot my pants

- well i suppose it is still a vacation... but I could think of a better place to spend our 3 day respawn...

- bugbear = should of just paid that dwarf for the extra fur but noooo "there is enough here to make 3 sets of winter clothing" he said "don't worry it won't take that much extra to make these sweet hats" he said ... Look at us now! no disguise stuck standing our legs FROZEN stiff and we Still don't have directions to the beach...

Orc = I 'till don' 'ee wh' YOU'RE comp'ainin'.. a-east 'ou 'ave 'ur.. I 'ried 'o 'ick 'pilled ale off my vi'or an' ma 'ounge 'ot 'tuck

- Orc - so you remember when you said "pee yourself it'll warm you up"
Bugbear - yea?
Orc - I think my legs are frozen
bugbear - really... I've got a kid stuck to my butt
unseenkid - ai fout i' wa' a fwosy!
bugbear - I told you if you keep talkin I'm gonna fart! (Brrfftttz)
unseenkid - 'SCREAM'
orc & bugbear - laughter
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...
-Thud-
- Barkeep - Hey! this is the last time I'm warning you no hats inside or you're sitting by the freezer!
bugbear - dis na freeeezzzzzers?
orc - ....
Bugbear - jo ok mr. crush?
orc - ....
Barkeep - Thats it! get out!
Bugbear - bah, comes on mr. crush weez gotz ta goez
orc - ....
bugbear - ....
orc - ....
Barkeep - GAHH!! That's it i'm throwing you out!
bugbear - 'pats the air' ok ok wez go wez go! ' grabs orc arm'
orc - 'SNAP' ....
bugbear - AHH!!! MEz broke himz!! AHH!! 'trys franticly to put the arm back on as the barkeep approachs'
Barkeep - OUT! 'points to the door'
bugbear - 'drops the arm and runs'
orc - ....
barkeep - damn bugbear, that stupid so and so comes in here every week gets drunk and breaks my Emperor Crushbone Replica


- Bugbear - What?! you told me to come along! my gear didn't matter! you said you would carry me to get upgrades!
orc - dude I didn't know you where still rockin KoS gear
Bugbear - wth man i told you my gear sucked you said "tag along man just pick up the trash gear that rots anyway"!
orc - you told me you could atleast do some dps!
bugbear - i did do dps! i killed that last one!
Orc - dude... you parsed 17dps... the next lowest was the ranger with 2000! I mean come on you got beat by a ranger!
bugbear - .... (whimpers) but but but... (tears)
orc - nah don't sweat it man we only wiped like... (mumbles 17 mumble) times..
bugbear - ... (crying now) you hate me! WAAA!! you said "we should of invited the other ranger!!" waaa
orc - o sheesh here we go again you know what?! why dont you just QUIT! like you do everyother live update! GO ON WE DON'T NEED YOU! QUITTER!
bugbear - you know what! FINE! I will! I'll be back next LU! when they ubah buffz Bugbearz! yea thats right you'll be all "oo buggy come join my raid your deepz are teh leet" and i'll be like "pift nubz u cant handle mah threatz!"
orc - (finishes casting Call to Guildhall)
Bugbear - (left all alone.. quietly sobbing into his warm gnome brain brew) ... (whimpers) I just want to be invited again.... i feel like a lvl 80 ranger without a mythical...

Edited, Jun 10th 2010 11:05am by Xerio2

Edited, Jun 12th 2010 10:57pm by Xerio2

Ugh!


<burp>


Ugh, ugh!

"Ooog back there.. farted. Smell like smelly barbarian. Me need new drink to cover up stench."

"Psst, that porcupine over there sure is a prick."

Orc: Great! We've come all this way for fine seafood, and they have NO RED SNAPPER!

Bugbear: At least they gave us these cool hats.

Edited, Jun 9th 2010 7:43pm by Maccabee4

Cool! One more visit here, and I'll have all the New Halas genuine, collectible, limited edition mugs. Mine is Mithaniel Marr. Who's on yours?

They will probably get recalled.

Sorry, couldn't help myself! Going back to lurking and laughing.

No, I'm telling you the Village People are cool

Everyone is doing great, keep them coming!

Club of Fancy Helm Wearers Recruitment Tavern
Kobold: *worried* "what horrid event will they think of.. its just like frat in college!

Bugbear/orc *hearty laughter*

Edited, Jun 9th 2010 8:24pm by snarlinarlen

Wanna do shots?

"Winston, I am appalled. Simply aghast! You told me this establishment had standards. That fellow isn't remotely dress code. And what IS that wet dog smell? Where is the maitre d’?"

"I don't know, Schnookums. Don't... don't look him directly in the eye. Jeeves is fetching the carriage out front."


Edited, Jun 10th 2010 5:16am by akaAvarice