And laughed out loud, couldn't help myself:
An issue wherein the “Desynthesize†action may cause the server to crash.
Your desynthesis skill raises by 100.00!
You obtain a Yoshida.
http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/threads/71744-NA-FINAL-FANTASY-XIV-A-Realm-Reborn-Hotfixes-%28Jun.-13%29?p=2256765&viewfull=1#post2256765