Well, seems I hit a nerve there. By the standards of my country, picture number 3 looks like a fat roasted turkey on a stick. No offense intended. If that's what scantly clad women look like where you live, I think Yoshi managed to hit the global standard once again.
It's not that it's what they look like, but what we wish they looked like. Not everyone wants a skinny girl with a pancake ****. Where exactly do you live?
Ok, now we're going to get slash fiction of Wint x Kachi somehere... rule 34 and all...
Never confuse your inference as the listener for an implication of the speaker.
Good games are subjective like good food is subjective. You're not going to seriously tell me that there's not a psychological basis for why pizza is great and lutefisk is revolting. The thing about subjectivity is that, as subjects go, humans actually have a great deal in common.