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#27 Jan 23 2013 at 9:19 PM Rating: Decent
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FilthMcNasty wrote:
sandpark wrote:
That's why romance novels sell more than other books.


I blame Oprah.

sandpark wrote:
Not being sexist, just my opinion. Watch Magic Mike with a female friend and watch her skin flush and eyes dilate during the butt scenes.


You just used the words 'dilate' and 'butt' in the same sentence. Just throwing that out there.

sandpark wrote:
Only a very small percentage of women care about the ***** size.


You don't talk to many girls, do you?


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I'd just like to point out that despite being called out for it on previous occasions, there are three separate threads going about T&A that I did not initiate Smiley: lol

Edited, Jan 23rd 2013 8:59pm by FilthMcNasty


T&A? Time and Acknowledgement?

I think women want that more than most things. You give them time; and acknowledge the things they do or say for you and you stay out of trouble. Unless you want to occasionally make em mad just for fun :D (I've gotten in trouble for that a few times >.>)

On a side note; a friend girl of mine showed me this when I was younger: (mathematical proof)
http://i.imgur.com/OWBTXm3.jpg
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Like Final Fantasy XI, the game specs will be extremely high for the time, but in about 5 years, an average machine can run it on max settings with little to no issues. Tanaka also expressed interest in making a benchmark program available.

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I endorse this thread.
#28 Jan 23 2013 at 10:31 PM Rating: Excellent
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I've been gone for 12 hours. Yeah, this thread got weird. Smiley: dubious
#32 Jan 24 2013 at 10:15 AM Rating: Good
I was more turned on by my husband being in a PhD program when we first met than anything else. Smiley: lol

As for why romance novels sell better than any other book, it's because it's girl ****. Some of them have really great stories, too, especially the fantasy, sci-fi, and historical ones. Love love love me some Teresa Medeiros books. A Puritan witch and a Bill Gates clone? Sure, why not!

Edited, Jan 24th 2013 11:16am by catwho
#33 Jan 24 2013 at 10:24 AM Rating: Decent
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catwho wrote:
I was more turned on by my husband being in a PhD program when we first met than anything else.


Friend of Catwho: "Is he hung?"

Catwho: "He hung a doctorate on his office wall."

/ballandchain <doctor>
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Only hips + boobs all day and hips + boobs all over my icecream

HaibaneRenmei wrote:
30 bucks is almost free

cocodojo wrote:
Its personal preference and all, but yes we need to educate WoW players that this is OUR game, these are Characters and not Toons. Time to beat that into them one at a time.
#34 Jan 24 2013 at 11:03 AM Rating: Decent
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catwho wrote:
Some [romance novels] have really great stories, too, especially the fantasy, sci-fi, and historical ones.


Define "great." Smiley: dubious
#35 Jan 24 2013 at 11:52 AM Rating: Good
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Define "great."

Great **** story:
Ding-dong, pizza man.
Lonely housewife dirty talk.
Insert dong.
Finish.

Great romance story:
Ding-dong, hugely successful, smart and handsome, but unexplicably lonely young tarzan-aristocrat in a business suit, who likes to go kite-surfing to raise funds for the orphanage of his parents who gave their lives by cushioning the fall of a poor colored baby during a tragic plane crash.
Lonely housewife acts clumsy, but wins his heart by pretending to be the princess of Scotland.
Insert wedding ceremony.
Finish.

Edited, Jan 24th 2013 12:52pm by Rinsui
#36 Jan 24 2013 at 12:12 PM Rating: Excellent
Rinsui, you just made my day!
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#37 Jan 24 2013 at 12:28 PM Rating: Decent
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FilthMcNasty wrote:
catwho wrote:
I was more turned on by my husband being in a PhD program when we first met than anything else.


Friend of Catwho: "Is he hung?"

Catwho: "He hung a doctorate on his office wall."

/ballandchain <doctor>

Maybe she thought PhD stood for Pretty Huge ...
#38 Jan 24 2013 at 12:36 PM Rating: Decent
Rinsui wrote:
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Define "great."

Great **** story:
Ding-dong, pizza man.
Lonely housewife dirty talk.
Insert dong.
Finish.

Great romance story:
Ding-dong, hugely successful, smart and handsome, but unexplicably lonely young tarzan-aristocrat in a business suit, who likes to go kite-surfing to raise funds for the orphanage of his parents who gave their lives by cushioning the fall of a poor colored baby during a tragic plane crash.
Lonely housewife acts clumsy, but wins his heart by pretending to be the princess of Scotland.
Insert wedding ceremony.
Finish.


Hey, I think I read that one! Smiley: lol

When I say "great" I mean that if you took out all the smut, you'd still have a solid story. There's one called Maiden of Inverness that is begging to be made into an RPG game, honestly. A peasant boy was married off to the princess of the Scottish Highlands (the titular maiden) by the English and found himself forced to become a soldier, eventually leading a rebellion against them. (And having to convince his wife, who'd lived out her teenage years in an English convent, that it was a war worth fighting.)
#40 Jan 24 2013 at 1:43 PM Rating: Excellent
Oooookaaaay this thread has derailed enough. Back on topic or I'm going to start nuking posts. I should start cleaning things up already I think.
#41 Jan 25 2013 at 5:25 AM Rating: Decent
Xoie wrote:
Dizmo wrote:
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Last but certainly not least is the Roegadyn female, with strength matched only by her beauty.


What


Never underestimate the She-Hulk fetishists.

(You wouldn't like them when they're angry)

HULK SMASH!
#42 Jan 25 2013 at 9:35 AM Rating: Good
Poubelle wrote:
I don't like female Galka.

I thought they would be more amazonian She Hulks. but they juts look... IDK. Not how I pictured.

they look just like elvaan females, but a bit bulkier. Kinda lame.


The commander of the Maelstrom grand company Merlwyb is a female roegadyn, My char is the tallest highland hyur (which is quite tall) and she is still taller than me, and she's badass on top of it so yeah... they are amazonian she hulks.
#43 Jan 25 2013 at 10:21 AM Rating: Good
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There is just something about the image of Yoshi P that I really like seeing in a producer....lol
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