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Hey everyone... I was on Jeuno the other day and someone started a 'mamma so fat' joke and used FF as a base idea. It was pretty funny. So a bunch of us got involved and it got pretty funny. I remembered a binch of them and i thought of a few more since then... so check these out! <Seraph Server>

Yo mamma's so fat...it takes 2 black mages to warp her.
Yo mamma's so fat...she can fit into gigas socks.
Yo mamma's so fat...she won the conquest tally last week.
Yo mamma's so fat...she rolled over and killed KB.
I ran around her and KB respawned.
Yo mamma's so fat...the only thing she levels... is cooking.
Yo mamma's so fat...a stack of sole sushi only lasts her 10 minutes.
Yo mamma's so fat...she never seen the 'full' icon before.
Yo mamma's so fat...sneak spell is ineffective on her.
Yo mamma's so fat...she can synth dragon meat into bone chips
...without a crystal!
Yo mamma's so fat...she got a teleport and crushed every mob in the zone upon arrival.
Yo mamma's so fat...she exceeded the party limit in a BCNM.
Yo mamma's so fat...she went to Pal Mines and got stuck.
Yo mamma's so fat...she got her own server.
Yo mamma's so fat...she farted and DC'ed.
Yo mamma's so fat...she fart's wind elements.
Yo mamma's so fat...she gets alliance xp when she solo's.
Yo mamma's so fat...if she stands between us...you can't hear me </shout>
Yo mamma's so fat...it took 3 stacks of cloth just to synth her body armor.
Yo mamma's so fat...she entered the airship dock, and people thought it arrived early.
Yo mamma's so fat...last time i ate a melon pie...she argoed me.
Yo mamma's so fat...she duel wield's a knife and fork.
Yo mamma's so fat...her special move is <Rolling Thunder>.
Yo mamma's so fat...Crawler's Nest is between her legs. >.>
Yo mamma's so fat...Strider Boots increase her speed to 'Normal'
Yo mamma's so fat...she obtained 'Sky' by standing.
Yo mamma's sp fat...she uses Adamoise Shell as headgear.
Yo mamma's so fat...she gets skill-ups from eating.
Yo mamma's so fat...she supplies the bonecraft guild with leftovers.

well thats all i got, and i would like to thank all who participated in Jeuno that day on Seraph Server. <Tues. Feb.7 evening EST>. Thanx for the good laughs and fresh ideas. lol

Remember...there just jokes, not intended to hurt anyone's feelings. Please read them with an open mind.

if anyone got any good ones they could think of... please add them! lol i wouldnt mind hearing a few more.

And that warp joke was the one that someone shouted to start this whole thing. ^^

Yo mamma so fat... her two hour ability is walk!
Yo mamma so fat... when she gets on, the server crashes!
Yo mamma so fat... when she's in Jeuno she gets aggro from a Processaire in the Boyahda Tree!
Yo mamma so fat... it takes her one step to zone from Qufim to Kazham!

Yo mamma's so fat...she farted and DC'ed.


Ok this one made me laugh out loud at work!

Nice!

yo mamma's so fat... NORG is actually the inside of one of her fat rolls

yo mamma's so fat... by examining her, your hardrive crashes.

yo mamma's so fat... her Chocobo license was permanently revoked.

yo mamma's so fat... there's no room for mules on her account.

Yo mamma's so fat...she entered Windurst and the Tarutaru screamed "THE MOON HAS CRASHED INTO WINDURST! RUN FOR YOUR LIIIIIIVESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!"

\(^o^)/

YOUR mama is so fat that when SHE KO's, the BLM had to cast Tractor Trailer instead.

Your mama's so fat, RDM's protest she stole Gravity II, III, and IV from our spell lists just by living.

Your mama's so fat, she has to HQ3 cooking synths for a decent forkful at lunch.

Your mama's so fat, newbie BLM's think she's a Quake scroll with legs.

Yo mamma is so fat, she has three Tarus orbitting around her.

Yo mamma is so fat, she zoned into Promyvion and it changed to "the fullness".

Yo mamma is so fat, the only emote she can use is /sit.

Yo mamma is so fat, when she goes to the chocobo stables, she asks for a side of gravy and biscuits.

Yo mamma so fat her BRD 2hr is Soul Food
Yo mamma so fat an allaince of BLM can't KO her
Yo mamma so fat when she Hundred Fists she only punches once
Yo mamma so fat she converted soy milk into meatballs, mushroom soup, Hobgoblin chocolate and orange juice
Yo mamma so fat she uses Gateau Aux Fraises in PT and they only fill her
Yo mamma so fat it takes a party of whm's just to cure her to full HP
Yo mamma so fat when she casts Utsusemi: Ni she only gets one shadow

* Yo mamma so fat her Last Resort is a corn muffin *


Yo mamma so fat she doesn't dissapear when you LEAVE her

-Yo mamma so fat, when the Thief SATA's onto her she just gets stabbed in the kidney.

-Yo mamma so fat, her One Inch Punch is an AoE.

-Raise has no effect on Yomamma.

-Also, today's announcement from SE was just to cover up the people she ate.


Edited, Fri Feb 10 02:10:59 2006 by Borkachev

You mama's so fat, the broken crystal on wedding ring has it's own Promie!! Only the mobs in there aren't empty, they're FULL!

(wait? did someone already come up with that one--- or simular? so many...)


edit:
hmmm someone did. okay never mind that.

Yo mama's so fat, when she gets in the bath tub, she automatically casts "Flood"

Yo mama's so fat the new dragoon ability means she can have tastey wings every 10 minutes instead of every two hours



Edited, Fri Feb 10 02:47:13 2006 by ArtsFalcon