That's not the parsers problem, though sometimes they can be idiots.
Agreed, I wouldn't care if someone is parsing, that doesn't bother me and I see the use of it. However this was a "so and so won" type of parser... which is not a helpful individual on akvan, since obvs, killing it faster is not what is needed. I got nothing but junk that run, when usually I walk away with a couple plates at the least. Bad luck? Sure, but our lights weren't capping because the DDs were so busy trying to "win" that the rest of us lost.
It's amazing how much crappier akvan groups seem to be getting overall these days. Meanwhile I was in a Kalusutrax group and a group doing that AU path imp, and it went waaaay smoother than some akvan runs I've done lately. Which is hilarious. But I guess the dregs have worked their way up to akvan. One day I'll get the drop. One day.
It sort of sucks being blu/pld at times because really other than hitting your procs there is nothing you can do to stop a run from going sour. Too gimped to be much use.