You guys remember Soracloud? (Actually I think he changed his name on Alla to Hallertau). So yeah, he quit a long while back... but he was pretty much Allakhazams expert on all that has to do with drunken-ness and alcohol. Back on Gilgamesh, legend had it he was permanently barred from the Marble Bridge Tavern because he got himself hammered, got into a barfight with some Red Mage, and was later seen licking an undisclosed jelly off an undisclosed crab's undisclosed body part while singing an undisclosed song about an undisclosed president of Bastok >_>
Last I recall, he had taken up home on the streets in Sandoria, panhandling out in front of either the Lion Springs Tavern, or the Rusty Anchor Pub. I guess whenever he scrounged up enough money, he just went in and helped himself to a drink. *shrug*
I also recall WAYYYYY back when FFXI came out in the states, I was in a party with him in Korroloka (hardly any of us had obtained advanced jobs by then), and he was a little tipsy as well. That was the day the Gilgamesh server coined the phrase "DONT POKE THE FVCKING JAMMER LEECHES!"
...Friends dont let friends drink and exp :(
Edited, Jan 28th 2013 8:31pm by Lionheartviii
"Take heed of the elemental properties of Vana'diel, my friend. Though, at times, they may seem fickle, their truths shall be uncovered by the one champion who places his faith in them. Only then can the warrior's absolute purity be revealed. And only then, will his virtues shine forth, opening the blind eyes of the denizens of this world."
--Arnau, messenger of Altana