Mog Bonanza is Back!

SE rep 1: "We found a way to circumvent gambling laws!"
SE rep 2: "What is it? I can't wait to hear!"
SE rep 1: "This is brilliant, we... listen to this... take their money... and... dont let them win anything!"
SE rep 2: "Not even a few people?"
SE rep 1: "No, no one. It's not gambling if there's no chance of winning"
SE rep 2: "Wont people get upset?"
SE rep 1: "No, got that covered too. Everyone gets a complimentary cookie".
SE rep 2: "Oh, so they basicly just buy a cookie for 100k? That's brilliant!"

And thus we look back children, on the great moogle-cookie massacre of 2013. Never before have so many moogles been strangled by their owners when cookies were all the delivery box held. And the people responsible? They just changed their GM names and continued as usual. No one ever gets fired from SE. Except for Tanaka. Because he doesnt like baby chocobo's.