I'm pretty much the Vana'diel equivalent of Hoarders, I'd give my left kidney for infinite storage space. If FFXI had cats I'd probably be stuffing them in my moghouse, too.
Now someone needs to make a spoof video of "FFXI Storage Wars". With a moogle being an auctioneer of crap his master did not pay fee to keep mog locker open for. With some commentary from the bidders about how they think there will be good rare stuff, and so on.