FFXI (or just FF in general) drinksFollow

SMN - Rum with a handful of Skittles dissolving in the bottom. Taste the rainbow.

Though ideally, you'd want a separate drink for each avatar. I fear for the contents of The Odin.

LoL, best yet.

Since I'm mostly straight edge, I'll remind you guys this December when I turn 21 that you can all have my first legal drink for me. You guys sure do love your liverpoison

In moderation, wine can help prevent Alzheimer's!

And actually, around 10% of the enzymes in the liver are capable of processing alcohol. This is because our simian ancestors would sometimes have to eat fermented fruit without dying. So as long as you don't drink more than 2 drinks a day, you won't overwhelm your liver.

Edited, Jul 13th 2012 9:12pm by catwho

Was gonna post this, but didn't find it before I went on my ride earlier and forgot since.

Edited, Jul 13th 2012 12:28am by Raelix

The Paladin: 1 oz Baileys (pale color), 1 oz silver rum (silver trim), 1 oz Goldschlager (gold trim), 2-3 oz milk (white color). Shake with ice, strain into a highball glass. Stick a straw in it and slurp it up like a milkshake.

The Dancer: 1 oz cinnamon schnapps (to represent their fiery spirit), 1 oz plain vodka (because ballet), 1/2 oz grenadine. Serve on the rocks in an old fashioned glass. Garnish with a cherry.

The Beastmaster: 2 oz absinthe, 2 oz Red Bull. Shake with ice, strain, serve in a martini glass. Garnish with a wedge of lime.

Hundred Fist

100 shots of Beer in 100 minutes.

that is just over 8 Beers

Meikyo Shisui: Three cups of sake, drunk "beer waterfall" style all at once.

Shot of Quaker State, give to your automation because it does everything for you.

Well ya see, it's like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. When the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, and making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.

So I mixed myself a Dynamis Lord. Protip: Add in the sprite after you've blended the rest with the ice. It kept fizzing out of the blender.... and it's flat.

But tasty, and since I'm attempting to take on DL solo here, I'm gonna be pretty KO'd in a short time. Cheers~!

Edited, Jul 13th 2012 8:47pm by catwho

DL solo knocked me up to .08 BAC by itself.

Breathalyzers are cooooool.

Is anyone else bewilder by the fact you have a breathalyzer handy?