Waste your time reading this!Follow

One day at my mog house there came a knocking on my door. It was a big Galka!
"Oh *************** , I screamed
"Tarutaru sweets galka meat!", he said as he drooled looking at my condom hat.
I tried to cast Escape but I forgot I had been farming earlier and my sub job was still thief. So I Flee instead. All of a sudden I found myself bound. WTF he was a Galka Blm ! Slowly he came towards me taking out his darkstaff getting ready to tenderize his meat. But being smarter then a Galka I took out my Kraken Club that I bought with the remainder of my gil cause I figured I was gonna show Maat who's dabossaru, cast stoneskin on myself and then beat the **** out of the Galka Blm cuz he left his Astral Rings in storage and ran out of MP!
The End

LMFAO

By reading that, I think I've just gotten dumber. Thanks. :)

The fact that you actually wrote this is funnier than any joke i've ever heard :)

My brain.. was just broken...