We all have sat here and squirmed at the sight of yet another "JP r teh suxxors!", "OMG...did you know we have gil sellers?! *gasp*", and "Sign My Petition to end all Petitions" type of posts...and all of their ackward hybrid combinations.
I have thought of an excelent idea to put an end to such redundancy! The FFXI Forum Xeno-Inquisition, which, to make sure there isn't any confusion, will be abbreviated as FFXI.
The job of anyone who would like to be part of the FFXI Team is simple. Everytime you see a redundant thread, you MUST do everything in your power to hijack it!
It may seem like an act of terroism, but it isn't! Just look at how well it works:
"omg wtf, the other day i was camping leaping lizzy and there were lik...omg....231 botters! i would never have thot ppl would use bots and stuff.
im making a petition to..."
Did you know that for every 6 women born on earth, only 1 man is born? Yes, the ratio of woman to man is 6:1. Were we intended to be pimps?
There! See how simple it is? We are thy TRUE FFXI Team. We are higher than mods, more powerful than Admins (Pfft...I wish), we are the FFXI Forum Xeno-Inquisition!
Start of by hijacking THIS very thread! Yes! THIS one your reading! Just look at it...it's a thread that berates EXACTLY what it is!
Hijack this! Add "FFXI Team Member" to your siggy!
Join me, and together, we shall make the FFXI Forum alive once again!
Now...hijack this thread! *boss type of music starts to play*
Edited, May 29th 2008 6:35pm by Kaolian