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If you were a hotdog and you were starving, would you eat yourself?

Hmmm i was wondering:

A man who only spoke Greek came to America for the first time. He realized that he needed to learn English, so he took a class. When questioned by his teacher, "How do you spell fish?" he replied "g-h-o-t-i".

The teacher was very surprised as to how he could get such an answer since he was learning English so well. He asked the man, "How did you get that answer?" When the man replied, the teacher accepted his answer with a chuckle. What was his answer?

Hint: Think about the many oddities of the English language.

Hmmmm

Here's one that will stump your brain.

Read Zadiel's first blind-date post again.

How can one have a flavor of the month if one has not had a date in a year?

Tarutaru Kiev
Fire Crystal
Tarutaru(small) x 1
Mhaura Garlic x 1
Dried Marjoram x 2
Selbina Butter x 4

Tarutaru Drink
Dark Crystal
Tarutaru(large)
Windurstian Tea Leaves x 2
Distilled Water x 1
2-Leaf Mandragora Bud

Of course!

If you were worried you weren't going to get any later tonight, think again.

With thieves I consort, With the vilest, in short, I'm quite at my
ease in depravity; Yet all divines use me, And savants can't lose
me, For I am the center of gravity. Who or what am I???

Agreed. Funny how the whole thread was causing the site to slow down, though.

I hear if you close your eyes and hold your breath...but try to push out air anyway REALLY hard....you'll see a bear humping a sheep.

How is MistressKat doing? I haven't seen her (umm....her posts) in a while.

lol Sorry about the hold your breath joke! I understand where your comming from, though. My boss just got used to my spontaneous laughter.


It's funny when your in an office with almost unbreakable silence, then out of the blue, you seem to just start laughing. You'll get attention quick. XD


I'll probably troll the TradeSkill forum and toss her a then...not today...but I'll make a note to do that.

XD!! I'm honored!

Did you know that there is no such thing as suction? It doesn't exist. It is simply a figment of your imagination.

I'm serious.

"gh" makes the sound of "f" in words like "tough" and "enough".

"ti" makes the sound of "sh" in words like "action" or "suction".

I can't remember the examples for when "o" sounds like "i" though. *ashamed*

To get the lime color you do this (Without the spaces)

[ lime]Your Text Here[ /lime]

So if you were linking back to this thread, you would do the following:

[ link=url][ lime]Your Text Here[ /lime][ /link]

There you go!!