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#152 May 02 2007 at 10:36 PM Rating: Default
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AriesSeventyThree wrote:
I'll take a shot at this, although I am sleep-deprived at the moment.

*I am but one, but I am not easily done away with. I appear to be only one, but I am protected by many. I am not a magician, but I control the elements. I am not a fighter, but I am respected in battle. I am not an entertainer, but I make those around me perform better. I am from this world, but not of this world. I am a Summoner.

*I am an entertainer, first and foremost. I make my partner dance, act, and perform for crowds far and wide. I am also a fighter for what I believe in. I arm my partner with the best parts that can be found in this world. I arm myself as well to face any threats to my profession, my reason for living. Seperately, we are adequate fighters. Together, we defeat foes that leave others lying on the ground or keeping their distance altogether. I am a Puppetmaster.

*I travel the world in search of new weapons for my ******* of magic. I study the behaviors of various monsters and machines and use them as my own, gaining strength and power as I progress. Whether alone or with others, I cannot stop until I've learned all there is to know. I am of flesh and blood, but I am an empty vessel to be filled only with the knowledge of others. I am a Blue Mage.

Edited, May 3rd 2007 1:34am by AriesSeventyThree


Don't bother, it's a necropost from 2004.
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#153 May 03 2007 at 11:06 AM Rating: Decent
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Necropost or not this will always be a Legendary Thread in my book. This needs to be bumped every few months just so we can all look back at the paths we have traveled and look forward to new ones. I just wish the OP would return to complete the series.
#154REDACTED, Posted: Jul 03 2007 at 12:42 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Got one for cor.......
#155 Jul 03 2007 at 1:18 PM Rating: Excellent
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Is it odd that I found the thief portion heart warming right around the "I'll stab you in the back" part?
#156 Jul 03 2007 at 11:44 PM Rating: Default
I like a "good" necro post.This one surely fits the bill.I would like to change his rdm description though.It should read something like this:

I come prepared for battle.I can be hard to defend against, and even harder to kill.I weaken your mind, as i strengthen my allies.I can keep friends alive, while bursting with the best.I weaken you, i drain you, i make you crawl, as i make my allies fly.I am a Red Mage
necro post or not.

Edited, Jul 4th 2007 3:45am by Tenfooterten
#157 Jul 04 2007 at 12:06 AM Rating: Default
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Sage Saboruto wrote:
A great post.


I just read this and, though I didn't bother to go through the numerous reply pages yet, I wanted to personally say bravo. Too many players out there believe that only perhaps a third of the classes in this game are worth inviting.

Every single job in this game is the best there is, at something. You couldn't have said it better.
#158REDACTED, Posted: Jul 04 2007 at 2:40 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) You can only write job descriptions in haiku form now....this is too weak.
#159 Dec 05 2007 at 10:21 AM Rating: Default
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wow, excellent post. and i wish the OP would come back and add the new jobs to it.
#160 Dec 05 2007 at 11:57 AM Rating: Decent
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Ever seen a seagull fly? I have. Even through the darkest fogs and deadly nights I rise, rebuking an empire, rebel with a cause. And if by chance you meet me, consider it a stroke of luck. I am a notorious monter, I am rare game. If you're on my team, I'll take from you what makes your job so special and give it to someone else, cause I'm a pirate. Play a hand, I'm dealing the cards, with a fast speed. I'll cut the deck, what will it be? More Tp? A double attack? What are you willing to wager? Let them tremble as I gamble our lives, no reward without risk. And if the they stand still, after the betting is done...I'll be quick with a draw of elemental power. If they continue...detonation. Bang Bang, I shot ya down. I've never been afraid. I am the...Corsair.

Didnt see one...So decided to write one.
#161 Dec 05 2007 at 12:23 PM Rating: Decent
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I am a tactician. With the stroke of a quill, I make or break the outcome of the battle. It takes a brilliant mind to simultaneously rally your allies and foil the enemy horde; brilliance and a Book. With the knowledge contained in the Grimoire, and the quick wit of a cool, calculating mind, I can prepare for any situation. I take your magic and I make it stronger. I take brains over brawn any day. I believe, with all my mind, that the pen is indeed mightier than the sword. I am a Scholar.

Edited, Dec 5th 2007 2:24pm by AshOnMyTomatoes
#162 Dec 05 2007 at 1:06 PM Rating: Excellent
I am greasy, yet perfectly cured with brown sugar and hickory smoked. I complement any breakfast, any burger, and I am the B in B.L.T. None can resist my aroma as I sizzle on the griddle, bending and writhing as I cook in my own grease. "But what about sausage?" you ask. No, my friend, forget about the sausage. I sustain you, I am inside of you, I am a part of you; I am the Bacon Mage.
#163 Dec 05 2007 at 1:08 PM Rating: Decent
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Admiral Tzemesce wrote:
I am greasy, yet perfectly cured with brown sugar and hickory smoked. I complement any breakfast, any burger, and I am the B in B.L.T. None can resist my aroma as I sizzle on the griddle, bending and writhing as I cook in my own grease. "But what about sausage?" you ask. No, my friend, forget about the sausage. I sustain you, I am inside of you, I am a part of you; I am the Bacon Mage.


This is relevant to my interests.
#164 Jan 06 2008 at 6:40 PM Rating: Default
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Hows about a remake with the 5 new jobs added?
Other then that, it is the most kickass post I've ever freaking seen!
#165 Jan 06 2008 at 7:01 PM Rating: Default
I agree, great post!
#166 Jan 06 2008 at 10:19 PM Rating: Decent
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This is one of those legendary posts that needs to be necro'd once in a while, just to remind us why we play the job we do. No matter how hard the gear is to get, how poor the invites, or even if we're allowed to play the job as it was intended we play the job we chose because to ourselves it is the best in the game. And I'd like to finish with this QTF:

Saboruto wrote:
For fully two-thirds of the game, I can outdamage any other job if I put my mind to it. Later I just prove how versatile I am by going from pure damage-dealer to DD/healer hybrid. No other class can heal their party-members for as little MP as I can, especially not while pumping out very good damage at the same time. I am honour and tradition, courage and battle-hardened stoicism. I am a dragoon.
#167 Jan 07 2008 at 1:07 AM Rating: Good
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Just because I'm OC about this stuff, I'm gonna take a shot at the last job. >.>


My motions are fluid, and my gracefulness is divine. Through my steps I can soothe an ally's injuries, enhance the strikes of my weapons, or enrage my enemies. I am a front line attacker than can take care of my party as well as a mage, all while using my daggers to help bring a monster to it's demise. While magic-users are limited by their mana, I am limited only by my own strength, thus I am unlimited. I am a Dancer.

Yeah, that last part was corny, I know >.<
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#168 Jan 12 2008 at 3:03 PM Rating: Good
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This whole thread of full of corn, but that's ok. It's fun anyway.
#169 Jan 12 2008 at 3:25 PM Rating: Excellent
I had a PLD friend once who tried to think of a nice way to describe his job. He finally came up with one:

"To be a Paladin is to stand up for those who cannot stand on their own."

It was one of those moments where your in-game job and RL values sort of collide. Misty eyes for all!

Edited, Jan 12th 2008 6:25pm by Vancar
#170 Jan 12 2008 at 3:28 PM Rating: Decent
Whatever happened to Sabo, anyway?
#171 Jan 12 2008 at 4:39 PM Rating: Decent
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From the looks of his sig, Sabo jumped over to WoW... I bet you could find him on the WoW forums. Someone should let him know his old post got necro'd hahaha.
#172 Jan 12 2008 at 5:21 PM Rating: Default
Why i believe my job is the BEST job ever

1.) My damage is of that of a level 12 warrior. When i weapon skill at 300% tp i do 16 damage. My Gear is made for magic caster, even though i have no mana. I look like a ***** no matter how high level I get.... what am I... I am goddamn a puppetmaster.

2.) My heals go to people who are missing no heath. I Dia and poison when you are at one-third heath. I rather nuke a monster for 40 damage then try to heal you for 200. I am a automaton


wait... **** what am i good at again?
#173 Jan 12 2008 at 5:53 PM Rating: Excellent
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Um... Puppets can make good tanks i think >.>
#174REDACTED, Posted: Jan 12 2008 at 10:14 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) I am a subjob. No one should invite me past 37. I am a Dancer
#175 Jan 13 2008 at 10:48 AM Rating: Decent
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Don't know ya because I haven't been on the forums that long but really good post there.
#176 Jan 13 2008 at 11:19 AM Rating: Good
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I love the dragoon one. We're so good at healing, soloing and even dealing out great damage in groups.

PS: I may not solo things quite like a bst, but my drg has never needed an invite to advance. Gimme some EM-T+ and i'll rake it in. I still love my bst tho!

Edited, Jan 13th 2008 2:29pm by SoiFon
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