Lol. I was browsing the forums and an idea struck my mind. What do GM's do while they're not on call duty? Do they just "hang"?
So i made my own version:
Characters:
GMbob (refered to as bob)
GMjoe (refered to as joe)
*2 GM's in the jail place*
Bob: Hello there fellow adventurer.
Joe: Oh shaddup with the RP **** man. We off duty.
Bob: Oh right.
Joe: /isbored
Bob: Yo, you know another nOOb came up and asked me if I can kill a rabbit just to show'em?
Joe: lol
Bob: I mean seriously, I have better use of my time! Theres tons of people out there that I need to save! People out there that are stuck in the rivers and **** ya know?
*ding-a-ling!*
Joe: Yo its a call.
*<randomplayer1> calls for assistance agaisnt a possible bot>*
Bob: Oh god, not another one..
Joe: I took the last one. Your turn.
Bob: Hell no!
*GM FIGHT!!!*
Bob hits Joe for 198 points of damage.
Joe hits Bob for 201 points of damage.
Bob starts casting Fire XVI on Joe
Joe tosses a piece of **** at Bob.
Bob: WTF!!
Bobs spell is interrupted.
Joe scores a critical hit!
Bob takes 314 points of damage.
Bob hits Joe for 415 points of damage.
Joe hits Bob for 279 points of damage.
*ding-a-ling*
<randomplayer2> requests assitance against harrasment.
Bob hits Joe for 124 points of damage.
Joe hits Bob for 352 points of damage.
Bob hits Joe for 653 points of damage.
Joe hits Bob for 361 points of damage.
Bob hits Joe for 415 points of damage.
Joe hits Bob for 279 points of damage.
Bob hits Joe for 415 points of damage.
Joe hits Bob for 666 points of damage.
Bob hits Joe for 325 points of damage.
Joe hits Bob for 352 points of damage.
Bob hits Joe for 124 points of damage.
Joe hits Bob for 352 points of damage.
*ding-a-ling!*
<randomgalka1> requests to see a GM for matters including a sausage.
Bob hits Joe for 653 points of damage.
Joe hits Bob for 361 points of damage.
Bob hits Joe for 415 points of damage.
Bob hits Joe for 673 points of damage.
Joe hits Bob for 133 points of damage.
Bob hits Joe for 653 points of damage.
Bob hits Joe for 124 points of damage.
Joe hits Bob for 352 points of damage.
Bob hits Joe for 653 points of damage.
Joe hits Bob for 361 points of damage.
Bob hits Joe for 415 points of damage.
*ding-a-ling!*
<randommithra1> requests assistance against <randomhume1-6> about her "fun hole"
Joe hits Bob for 279 points of damage.
Bob hits Joe for 415 points of damage.
Joe hits Bob for 666 points of damage.
Bob hits Joe for 325 points of damage.
Joe hits Bob for 352 points of damage.
Bob hits Joe for 124 points of damage.
Joe hits Bob for 352 points of damage.
Bob hits Joe for 653 points of damage.
Joe hits Bob for 361 points of damage.
Bob hits Joe for 415 points of damage.
Bob hits Joe for 673 points of damage.
Joe hits Bob for 133 points of damage.
Bob hits Joe for 653 points of damage.
*ding-a-ling!*
<randomhume1-6> requests assistance against <randommithra1> that refuses to show them her "fun hole"
*ding-a-ling!*
<randomplayer3> requests assitance against possible bot.
*ding-a-ling!*
<randomplayer7> requests to see a GM about <randomtarutaru1> trainging gobs to dunes entrance.
*ding-a-ling!*
<randomplayer8> requests assistance against a possible bot.
*ding-a-ling!*
<randomplayer10> requests assistance against a possible bot.
*ding-a-ling!*
<randomplayer90> requests assistance against a possible bot.
*ding-a-ling!*
<randomplayer47> request assitance against harrasment.
Joe hits Bob for 361 points of damage.
Bob hits Joe for 415 points of damage.
Joe hits Bob for 666 points of damage.
Bob hits Joe for 325 points of damage.
Bob hits Joe for 415 points of damage.
Joe hits Bob for 279 points of damage.
Bob hits Joe for 124 points of damage.
Joe hits Bob for 352 points of damage.
Bob hits Joe for 653 points of damage.
Joe hits Bob for 361 points of damage.
Bob hits Joe for 415 points of damage.
Joe hits Bob for 279 points of damage.
Bob hits Joe for 673 points of damage.
Joe hits Bob for 133 points of damage.
Bob hits Joe for 653 points of damage.
Joe hits Bob for 361 points of damage.
Bob hits Joe for 415 points of damage.
Joe hits Bob for 666 points of damage.
Bob hits Joe for 325 points of damage.
*ding-a-ling!*
<randomplayer4> requests assitance in Bastok.
Joe hits Bob for 352 points of damage.
Bob hits Joe for 124 points of damage.
Joe hits Bob for 352 points of damage.
Bob hits Joe for 653 points of damage.
Joe hits Bob for 361 points of damage.
Bob hits Joe for 415 points of damage.
Joe hits Bob for 279 points of damage.
Bob hits Joe for 673 points of damage.
Joe hits Bob for 133 points of damage.
Bob hits Joe for 653 points of damage.
Joe hits Bob for 361 points of damage.
*ding-a-ling!*
<randomplayer5> requests to see a GM defeat a bunny.
Bob hits Joe for 415 points of damage.
Joe hits Bob for 666 points of damage.
Bob hits Joe for 325 points of damage.
Joe hits Bob for 352 points of damage.
Bob hits Joe for 124 points of damage.
Joe hits Bob for 352 points of damage.
Bob hits Joe for 653 points of damage.
Joe hits Bob for 361 points of damage.
Bob hits Joe for 415 points of damage.
Joe hits Bob for 666 points of damage.
Bob hits Joe for 325 points of damage.
Joe hits Bob for 352 points of damage.
Bob hits Joe for 124 points of damage.
Joe hits Bob for 352 points of damage.
Bob hits Joe for 653 points of damage.
Joe hits Bob for 361 points of damage.
Bob hits Joe for 415 points of damage.
Bob hits Joe for 415 points of damage.
*<randomtarutaru1> enters jail scene>*
Randomtarutaru1: um... excuse me...
Bob hits Joe for 124 points of damage.
Joe hits Bob for 352 points of damage.
Bob hits Joe for 653 points of damage.
Joe hits Bob for 361 points of damage.
Bob hits Joe for 415 points of damage.
Joe hits Bob for 279 points of damage.
Bob hits Joe for 673 points of damage.
Joe hits Bob for 133 points of damage.
Bob hits Joe for 653 points of damage.
Joe hits Bob for 361 points of damage.
Bob hits Joe for 415 points of damage.
Joe hits Bob for 666 points of damage.
Bob hits Joe for 325 points of damage.
Joe hits Bob for 352 points of damage.
Bob hits Joe for 124 points of damage.
Joe hits Bob for 352 points of damage.
Bob hits Joe for 653 points of damage.
Joe hits Bob for 361 points of damage.
Randomtarutaru1: Umm I was send here...
Bob: Wat is it!! We're in the middle of a epic battle! ... biznitch!
Joe: Thats right! That ******* only has 128904719564 hp before he dies! whereas I have 20195701340192401!! I will win!
Bob: Wait let me check what randomtarutaru1 has done...
*Bob checks GM handy-dandy notebook of all-knowingness*
Joe scores a critical hit!
Bob takes 1095 points of damage!
Bob: you *****!
Bob hits Joe for 124 points of damage.
Joe hits Bob for 352 points of damage.
Bob hits Joe for 653 points of damage.
Joe hits Bob for 361 points of damage.
Bob hits Joe for 415 points of damage.
Joe hits Bob for 279 points of damage.
Bob hits Joe for 673 points of damage.
Joe hits Bob for 133 points of damage.
Randomtarutaru1: DUde!!!
Joe: okok, sorry. I'll leave you alone.
*Bob returns to checking GM handy-dandy notebook of all-knowingness*
Joe steals 72020 gil from Bob.
Bob: WTF!!! STOP IT!!! THAT WAS MY LUNCH MONEY!!!
Joe: lol. Okay sorry, I couldn't resist.
Bob: ugh. Ok randomtarutaru1. I see that you have intentionally trained mobs to the zone to kill people. I'm afraid thats against the POS.
Randomtarutaru1: TOS?
Bob: Right...whatever. Ok now what do I do again?
Joe: You give him a warning.
Bob: oh right. ok. I hereby sentance you to not do it ever again, or I will personally come and PWN you. ok?
Joe: No its supposed to be where you suspend him.
Bob: oh. ok i suspend you for 3 days then.
Randomtarutaru1: damn.... but can i ask one favor?
Bob: What.
Randomtarutaru1: Can you kill a rabbit for me so I can take a quick screen?
Bob hits Randomtarutaru1 for 910294810359713571569183013948 points of damage.
Bob defeats Randomtarutaru1.
/t Randomtarutaru1 >> Can you raise me?
Randomtarutaru1 >> Fug no! Now **** off!
*GM FIGHT CONTINUES!!!*
Joe scores a critical hit!
Bob takes 1490109 points of damage!
Joe: Fu*k man! Stop doing taht!
*ding-a-ling!*
*<notsorandomanymoreplayer1> requests assistance against possible bot.*
Joe begins to summon Knights of the Round
Bob: you fuggin cheater!
Bob tosses a piece of **** at Joe.
Bobs ranged attack misses Joe.
Knights of the roung PWNS Bob for 7777777777777777777 points of damage.
Bob falls to the ground.
Joe starts casting Raise VIXWI on Bob.
Bob: I dont need that shiz!
*ding-a-ling!*
*<notsorandomanymoreplayer1> requests assistance against possible bot.*
Bob: Fine fine, off I go.
/t Randomtarutaru1 >> Can you raise me?
Thus ends Vol. 1
Hope you enjoyed it!
Edited, Wed Sep 8 08:59:31 2004 by Alacer
Edited, Wed Sep 8 09:02:05 2004 by Alacer