Here comes the much awaited Volume 5. I actually had a couple people ask me to hurry up with it on my server. hehe
*Bob and Joe are in the GM lounge (aka Jail Room)*
Bob: Oh nothing, just woke up and have to go on duty
Joe: Same here man.
Kmartaru: Same here man.
Bob: Stop following us!
Joe: Ur still here? How did you get back?
Kmartaru: I dunno. I hit the ceiling and bounced back.
GMdev: HEY! I thought you quitted?
Bob: Well, we got bored of our real lives, so we came back.
Joe: Yeah. There's really nothing to do in real life, then to come here and do nothing, and get paid.
GMdev: Well, watever it is, I have a job for you.
Kmartaru: For me?
GMdev: Who the **** are you?
Kmartaru: I am Kmartaru
GMdev starts casting Silence on Kmartaru
Kmartaru resists the spell!
GMdev: Anyway, I have a job for you two.
Kmartaru: Me and who?
GMdev: There is a problem in the dunes and I need you to fix it.
Kmartaru: What problem?
Joe: Whats the prob?
GMdev: The goblins in Valkurm Dunes. Their AI is messed up. So I need you to go there and "become" one.
Kmartaru: You want me to become one?
Bob: You mean you want us to be a Gob and check out the AI on it?
Joe: Then report back?
GMdev: Precisly, joe.
Kmartaru: No problemtaru!
GMdev: Ok, who the **** is this midget.
Bob: Doesnt matter, Joe lets go.
Kmartaru: Okay bob! Lets go!
Kmartaru: Yeah bob!
Joe hits Kmartaru for 934891283 points of damage.
Kmartaru falls to the ground.
Bob: Okay lets go.
*Bob and Joe enter Valkurm Dunes*
Bob: Okay now to find some gobs.
Tim: /sh HELP THERS A FISHING BOT HERE!!!!
Joe: Oh god...
/t GMdev >> Hey! I heard that! You better go help him!
Bob: Oh god...
/t GMdev >> I heard that too!
Bob: Ok, so whats the problem...
Tim: tHiS dUdE hAs BeEn HeRe AlL dAy!!!!!!!!!!!
Joe: ... He's just fishing.
Tim: I wAs HeRE 1 hOuR aGo, AnD hE wAs FiShInG. nOw, He Is StIlL hErE, hE mUsT bE a BoT! ( you have no idea how long that line took me)
Tim: Look, hes right here: Fatsausage.
Joe: This galka?
Bob: Hello there, Fatsausage.
Tim: HES A BOTT!!! LOOK AT HOW ROBOTIC HIS MOVMENT IS!
*Tim does the Robo dance to show them what he means*
Joe sends Tim to GM lounge.
Bob: ok.. now to find a gob.
Fatsausage: not that hard, just go to the selbina zoneline.
*Joe and Bob enters the Selbina Gate*
<noob24> Gob to ZONE!
<noob78> Fly to ZONE!
<noob09> HUGE *** TRAIN TO ZONE!
*9 Goblin hits zoneline*
*3 Damselflies hits zoneline*
Joe: ****, I'm too lazy
Joe starts summoning Bahamut
<randomplayer109> WHOA!!! BAHAMUT!!
Joe: I'll pay you this time. Just dont leave.
Bahamut: In what amount?
Joe uses steal
Joe steals all the gil from <randomplayer019>
Bahamut recieves 782 gil.
Bob: **** you're poor.
<randomplayer019> Well you would be too if you spent ur last penny on a Amethyst Ring. I mean c'mon. +1 DEX, I'd never miss. How could I resist?
Joe: Those are what? 1k?
<randomplayer109> 2, THOUSAND gil! I mean c'mon. I farmed a long time for that.
Bahamut uses Mega Flare on <randomplayer109>
*You dont want to know what happened to him after that*
Bob: ... ****.. Thank god you're on my side.
Bahamut: Who said that?
*Bahamut turns to Bob*
Joe steals 9283957 gil from Bob
Bob: HEY! STOP THAT!! YOU'VE DONT THAT 3 TIMES IN A WEEK ALREADY!
Joe trades Bahamut 9283957 gil.
Bahamut: Very well.
Bahamut unsummons himself.
*Gobs in the background raping <randomplayers1-9>*
Bob: Ok now to choose a Goblin.
Joe: I CHOOSE YOU, GOBLIN TINKERER!!
Joe: Gob-i-lin, gotta catch'em aaaalll!! I wanna be the very bes-
Bob punches Joe.
Joe: oww... wat was that for?
Bob enters Goblin Leechers body.
Joe enters Goblin Tinkerers body.
*Bob and Joe now are gobs*
Bob: How the hel-
Kmartaru: Sorry I was really bored, so I used the wierd device in the lounge and I gto transported here.
Joe: How long have you been here?
Kmartaru: ooh not that long. Just after you sent Tim to jail.
I was quite startled when he popped in front of me.
Bob throws a Goblin Bomb at Kmartaru.
*Kmartaru starts to deactiviate the bomb with his Counter Terrorist Defusal Kit ( for only $9.99!!)*
Bob: Ok, just leave him, I think that ones a dud. He'll be there forever.
Joe: K, lets move.
*Bob and Joe exit Selbina Gate*
Bob: ... Ok...soo...
Joe: What do we do now?
Bob: The dev just said to "become a gob" and fix the prob.
<randomplayer89>'s ranged attack misses Goblin Mugger.
<goblinmugger> yo! Lets keeeelll!!
Joe: Bob what are you doing?
Bob: huh? I dunno. I just have this wierd feeling that makes me want to go attack <randomplayer89>
Joe: ****, I have it too now.
Bob hits <randomplayer89> for 24 points of damage.
Joe hits <randomplayer89> for 32 points of damage.
<goblinmugger> hits <randomplayer89> for 29 points of damage.
<randomplayer92> Run dude run!
<randomplayer92> uses Provoke on Bob.
Bob: WHOA!!! I"LL KILL YOU <RANDOMPLAYER92>!!!!!!!!!!
Joe: Stay on the original target man!
Bob: THAT DUDE JUST CALLED MY MOM A FAT-***! I'LL KILL HIM!!
Bob hits <randomplayer92> for 34 points of damage.
Joe: He didnt call you nothin' man!
<randomplayer35> uses Provoke on Joe.
Joe: YOU ******!!! I'LL KILL YOU!!!
Bob: See what I mean?
Joe hits <randomplayer35> for 27 points of damage.
<randomplayer35> ZONE ZONE!!
<randomhighlvlwhitemage1> casts Cure III on <randomplayer35>
Joe: JESUS!! DID YOU SEE THAT LIGHT!!! LETS KILL IT!!!
BOB: WHOA!!! LIGHT!!! KEEELLL!!!
*Bob and Joe switches aggro to <randomhighlvlwhitemage1>*
<randomhighlvlwhitemage1> zone idiots! Zone!!
Bob hits <randomplayer92> for 56 points of damage.
Bob: I"LL KILL YA!!!
*<randomplayer1-6> hits zoneline*
Bob: OOH! Look! Its a wild onion!
*Bob starts munching on a wild onion peacefully.*
Joe: WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!! KILL THEM!!! THEY"RE RIGHT THERE!!
Joe hits <randomhighlvlwhitemage1> for 6 points of damage.
*<randomhighlvlwhitemage1> hits zoneline*
Joe: OOH! Whatcha got there, Bob?
Bob: A wild onion! *munch* *munch*
<goblinmugger> WHAT ARE YOU DOING! KILL THEM ALL!!!
Bob: I dont hate'em anymore.
Joe: I like this onion a lot more! *munch* *munch*
*<randomplayer74> hits zoneline*
<goblinmugger> Wait a sec.. A onion you say?
<goblinmugger> NICE!! Gimme some! *munch* *munch*
*The Three munch on the onions for 30 minutes, slowly moving away from zoneline since they so full*
*<randomplayer90> gets too close to Joe.*
Bob: oh, KEEELLL!!!!
<randomnon-noob3> Oh god... stop bringing them back to the zone! FOOLS!
A dark sidieous creature watches them from the bushes...
Kmartaru: Hello there!
Kmartaru: Would you like to buy this Counter-Terrorsit Defusal Kit? For only $9.99 you can save your life, or someone you like!
See this label here? Its the label of absolute quality! Issued only to the highes-quality produc-
Kmartaru: Let me finish!
<darksidieouscreatureinthebushes> hits Kmartaru for 1 point of damage.
<darksidieouscreatureinthebushes> defeats Kmartaru.
Kmartaru falls to the ground.
<darksidieouscreatureinthebushes>: now where was I?
<darksidieouscreatureinthebushes>: Ah yes.
To be Continued in Volume 6...