Epilouge Part 2
Orca: Once upon a time in a server far far away, there was this federation that traded and stuff. They were going to call it the trade federation, but some idiot decided to name it windhrust instead. Anyway, so in the new windhrustian nation, there was this one small citizen. His name was Kmartaru Senior.
Joseph: Uh.. my.. head hurts..
Orca: Dont interrupt. So anyway, this Kmartaru Senior was a great salesman. He was greatly respected throughout the nation for his success in buisness. Rumours were told that Kmartaru Senior ruled the Auction House, of course this is not tru.e...uh.. yeah.
Orca: Wait. I think i'm saying the wrong story. waiit..oh. No I'm not. Ok, so one day the citizens were supposed to vote for a president for their newly formed nation. They all got together and decided that Kmartaru Senior....would be absolutly terrible for the job. I mean, would you vote Will Leviathan Gates as the president of Bastok?
Joseph: Yeah why not.
Orca: ... nvm. So instead they all voted for this wierdo called Karst or something. Whatever it was. There was nowhere to put all the voting booths, so they put it-
Joseph: Whos they?
Orca: Oh shuttup. So they put it at the Auction House. But seeing as that Kmartaru Senior... uhm that he doesnt run the Auction House. All the votes... went to him. For some.. reason.
Jospeh: Oh cool.
Orca: OH SHUPPTUPP!!!
Joseph: You spelled it wrong.
Orca: .... Ok so, Kmartaru Senior became the new president. The Karst guy got really depressed and went off to Bastok to suicide or something. Anyway, because Kmartaru Senior he didnt want to be called President Kmartaru Senior, some random guy decided that the title would be "Star Sybil". So he became Star Kmartaru Sybil. Which in my opinion sounds so godamn stupid. But anyway.
Joseph: This stories getting boring. Can I go home now?
Orca: .. no cuz thats just the beginning. After many years, Star Kmartaru Sybil passed away when he accidentaly brutally stabbed himself to death while shaving. What a shame.
Joseph: awww, that shucks.
Orca: Yes, quite. So in his place was his son, Kmartaru Jr. But his mom Kmetaru decided that the Junior sounded stupid and took it off. So his name was Kmartaru. Kmartaru was pretty pleased too, cuz he also hated his own name.
At the time that Kmartaru became Star Kmartaru Sybil II, he was only 5 years of age. One very unfortunate day, he accidentally brutally stabbed himself while playing with a toy train. The nation was at shock. Perhaps there was a murderer involved? But after about 5 minutes of contemplation, the high court decided that no such thing could be possible. That was of course after they each recieved an annoymous letter.
With all this absolutly unmysterious events happening, the general population decided to elect Star Kmartaru Sybil II's son as the new Star Sybil in his honor. But how does a 5 year old have a son you ask? Because this is a story, stop asking questions.
So Star Kmartaru Sybil III became the new Star Sybil. One day the new sybil was playing around in the royal gardens when this man came up to him. All the guards were gone for some reason. The man raised his hand and prepared to strike down! He yelled out! "High Five!". The child didn't know what he was doing so he ignored him. However, the man suddenly got really mad and took out this shaver. But before he could accidentaly brutally start shaving, a mithran ninja came from nowhere and snatched the child.
After that no one in all of windhrust knew what happened. THey forgot about him and relected a Star Sybil.
Under the training of this mithran ninja, Kmartaru learned the art of the ninja. He learned how to jump really high and how to pose in the air. He also grew a liking towards Mithras, but more importantly he began to hate watermelons. Because thier hideout was in Watermelon Jungle, all they could eat were watermelons.
Kmartaru grew up at the jungle and had a peaceful childhood. The mithran ninja decided that it was time for Kmartaru to go out and meet the real world when Kmartaru turned 12. So he erased his memory of the palace and of herself and set him free. He released him at the dunes, a place that closly resembles Hell. Not because of its enviroment, but because of its extremely dangerous inhabitants that come and go. The Dunians tend to be very rude and speak in a offensive language. One that does not live there would be offended by ther profusive use of slangs. She thought that this place would be perfect for a young one like Kmartaru to grow up.
Joseph: Cool.
Orca: So, Kmartaru entered the dunes not knowing anything but that his memory is really messed up, and that he was wearing this ninja suit. He saw these funny looking people that were wearing these masks. He learned that if you get to close to them, they start to make your body hurt all over. He didn't know why, but he did know that he shouldn't get close to them. One day, while camping at the campfire, he got ambushed by some mask wearers!
He quickly sprang up (he also jumped and posed) and ran for safety. In the weeks of his inhabitance here, he learned that if you run to the green fields the monsters stop chasing you. Perhaps the green fields to sand change in enviroment was to abrupt for the monsters. Whatever it was, he ran and ran and made it to the fields.
Some dunians started shouting at him for running to the fields though. He knew not what he did wrong, but he felt really guilty because they started dying for no reason at all.
Then all of a sudden he got transported to a far far away place. There he met two very strange people all dressed in Red Armor.
Meanwhile there was this dark entity that was watching the whole time. He was called many things. By the elvaans he was named Mithradil, by the Galkan he was Raogrim, by the Humes he was the Shadow Lord, and by the Taru's he was Kmartaru wannabe. However he had one other name that the Gods called him, and that name is GMdev. We'll call him Darkness for now.
Long ago, Darkness waged war against the Gods of Vana'diel. The Gods of Vana'diel all farted and created legions upon legions of Elvaans. The Gods used them as an army against Darkness. The Gods joined forces with the Elvaan Farts and defeated Darkness. They couldn't find a way to completley destroy him, so they let the Elvaan Farts deal with it. They simple minded Elvaan bound him in a jail cell made of bananas, that way if he tried to escape he would trip and the guards would find out. Obviously Darkness had no trouble escaping from the jail. The Gods were infuriated by the incompetance of the Elvaan and punished them by giving them a really confusing castle to live in. It was literally a godamn maze.
Darkness knew that he has not recoverd from his previous encounter against the army of the Gods, so he hid in the GM jail cell for many many years. He took up the form of a GM as a disguise. He planned to stay there and slowly regain his power. He was certain that this time he could not be defeated.
But on that fateful day when Kmartaru came to the cell, GMdev felt a surge of newfound power enter him. He discovered that this Kmartaru had immense power locked within him, I mean he is the Star Sybil and all. GMdev decided to use Kmartaru and the two unfortunate that just happened to be at the station to help he gain more power.
He gave them time to bond and make a friendly relationship. To the contrary, the duo began to feel annoyed by the powerful Kmartaru's immaturity and the plain pain in the ass part of his personality.
Then GMdev came up with a plan where he would send the trio out on a long drawn out mission to defeat himself. Of course, they wont be able to, but he cast a spell them that would allow him to suck energy out of them slowly every time they fought with someone. He could not just suck out the all the power out of them right now because of the enormity of Kmartaru's power.
So GMdev sent them on many missions that forced them to fight. Be it Noobs, Monsters or even amongst themselves. GMdev was very delicate in the making of his plan. He even made a entity called the Oracle for the trio to look up to. He made this entity very powerful.
Finally, GMdev required but one energy source. The Glitch. It was a sacred object that gave immense power to any that uses it. He ordered the trio to go and retrieve it. He also made them go get a Screwdriver just for kicks.
Finally, he was ready to take on Kmartaru one on one after so many months of slowly sucking out his power. And so he send them on a final journey, to go to his personal lair, where he would defeat Kmartaru himself and go on to defeat the Gods. Little did he know that Kmartaru had one secret weapon up his sleeve.
Joseph: Oooohhh.
Orca: And that ends my part of the story. The rest you will have to find out from within yourself.
*And Orca walks away*
Joseph: Wait! Come back! What do you mean?
Joseph: Hey! HEEEYY!!!
To be continued...
