*Country Wide Scandal Rocks The Nation*
Members of an elistist FFXI Cult known only as the Army of Kefka has been responsible for one of the largest acts of terrorism our country has ever seen. They sabatoged the rating scale of a new poster within the Allakhazam Forums denying him his Sage or Guru stutus. Supposedly this group has hidden base within the Journal of LadyofHolyDarkness. It is from this base that they plot the eventual takeover of the entire Allakhazam forum, seeking to overthrow even the mighty admins.
Just wanted to show how cool the terrorist analogy really was.
For more detail please visit:
http://ffxi.allakhazam.com/forum.html?forum=10&mid=1083858187454324309&page=1
Edited, Thu May 6 17:31:48 2004 by spawned
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Is there a sign up sheet or...do I have to get "jumped" into this great orginzation!
I'd like to tell all the "Main Forumers" out there that WE HAVE YOUR TRIKES! If you want them back safely you'll have to pay us a ransom. Oh yeah...Stupid Heads!
<-----You
<-----YouTape wrote:
Is there a sign up sheet or...do I have to get "jumped" into this great orginzation!
We prefer the compulsory enrollment method...
/grabs you by the scruff and tosses you on board
Welcome to the Army of Kefka!
Yes. We are real. Be afraid, be very afraid!
We will
you ALL! To your office/computer chairs and force you to camp the Valkurm Emperor for hours on end. Then we will keep the hairpin.
After that, we will set wild's free in your world, and all will be controlled, by the Army of Kefka.
We will
you ALL! To your office/computer chairs and force you to camp the Valkurm Emperor for hours on end. Then we will keep the hairpin. After that, we will set wild
's free in your world, and all will be controlled, by the Army of Kefka.There is nothing to see here....
Move along!
Edited, Thu May 6 17:46:54 2004 by sheebasaurusrex
Move along!
Edited, Thu May 6 17:46:54 2004 by sheebasaurusrex
Official Cookie Distribution Technician, feed the crew! We'll allow no mutinies to divert us from our goal of forum domination!
Edited, Thu May 6 17:48:26 2004 by Meabh
Edited, Thu May 6 17:48:26 2004 by Meabh
The Archduke of Jueno has declared war of Terrorism after the recent actions of the terrorist group, the "Army of Kefka".
He said in a statement: "It is clear that this Army, which operates under the protection of the Beastmen Axis of Evil, must be caught and punished down to the last man. We will not rest until the Army and those assiting the Army are stopped. There is no greater way to fight for our freedom then hunting down this terrorism cult, and bringing justice to their evil ways. There can be no negotiation. We will strike them hard, and occupy the lands of Beadeux, Davoi, and Oztroja so we can search for their leader, Kefka. We do this for the freedom of the people of Jueno, Altana bless it."
Edited, Thu May 6 17:45:52 2004 by CaptainCalicoJack
He said in a statement: "It is clear that this Army, which operates under the protection of the Beastmen Axis of Evil, must be caught and punished down to the last man. We will not rest until the Army and those assiting the Army are stopped. There is no greater way to fight for our freedom then hunting down this terrorism cult, and bringing justice to their evil ways. There can be no negotiation. We will strike them hard, and occupy the lands of Beadeux, Davoi, and Oztroja so we can search for their leader, Kefka. We do this for the freedom of the people of Jueno, Altana bless it."
Edited, Thu May 6 17:45:52 2004 by CaptainCalicoJack
I joined the AoK (Army of Kefka) and all I got was a lousy T-shirt that said "pwn'd" on it...
What's up with that?
What's up with that?
So could I be the PR guy for this "revolution"
I'm really good a Powerpoint and can make one hell of a flyer!
I'm really good a Powerpoint and can make one hell of a flyer!
Bring in the
Edited, Thu May 6 17:47:24 2004 by spawned
Edited, Thu May 6 17:47:24 2004 by spawned
Tape wrote:
So could I be the PR guy for this "revolution"
I'm really good a Powerpoint and can make one hell of a flyer!
I'm really good a Powerpoint and can make one hell of a flyer!
Ah, but can you write a post that will make millions weep in agony and scream in frustration?!
Distribution time!
Hmmmm, Kefka cookies....
CaptainCalicoJack of the Seven Seas wrote:
The Archduke of Jueno has declared war of Terrorism after the recent actions of the terrorist group, the "Army of Kefka".
He said in a statement: "It is clear that this Army, which operates under the protection of the Beastmen Axis of Evil, must be caught and punished down to the last man. We will not rest until the Army and those assiting the Army are stopped. There is no greater way to fight for our freedom then hunting down this terrorism cult, and bringing justice to their evil ways. There can be no negotiation. We will strike them hard, and occupy the lands of Beadeux, Davoi, and Oztroja so we can search for their leader, Kefka. We do this for the freedom of the people of Jueno, Altana bless it."
Edited, Thu May 6 17:45:52 2004 by CaptainCalicoJack
He said in a statement: "It is clear that this Army, which operates under the protection of the Beastmen Axis of Evil, must be caught and punished down to the last man. We will not rest until the Army and those assiting the Army are stopped. There is no greater way to fight for our freedom then hunting down this terrorism cult, and bringing justice to their evil ways. There can be no negotiation. We will strike them hard, and occupy the lands of Beadeux, Davoi, and Oztroja so we can search for their leader, Kefka. We do this for the freedom of the people of Jueno, Altana bless it."
Edited, Thu May 6 17:45:52 2004 by CaptainCalicoJack
Jeuno will never stand against our army of
Or our army of
Yes, your beloved servants will betray you and deliver you right into our hands! Bwahahaha.../coughahemcough
[sm]Edited, Thu May 6 17:53:49 2004 by Meabh
Yes, your beloved servants will betray you and deliver you right into our hands! Bwahahaha.../coughahemcough
[sm]Edited, Thu May 6 17:53:49 2004 by Meabh
While your monkeys may be cute ... and yellow ... they could never defeat the Ninja Julius, Monkey of Pie!
<---Gratuitous flaunting of new avatar.
<---Gratuitous flaunting of new avatar.
While your monkey is truly 1337, I doubt he stands a chance against our combined armies of s, s, and s!
s, s, and s!For the glory and the honor of the Republic I pledge my allegiance to thee, Kefka! Hail! *crimson flags waving in the background*
Why did this die? Who killed the ?
?How could this even be started without my avatar's permission? Are you all insane? Bonkers? Fuggin nuts? Look at him! Hes gonna move those statues..... awwww great. You've funked up now.
Karg the Vile wrote:
How could this even be started without my avatar's permission? Are you all insane? Bonkers? Fuggin nuts? Look at him! Hes gonna move those statues..... awwww great. You've funked up now.
Sorry Karg we couldnt find you when the accusations started
Ahem.... What was that Karg?
Whats what? All I see is a horrible representation of a prune or something as your avatar......
Hahahaha....
I just fell off my chair with that one.
I just fell off my chair with that one.
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