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#1 Jan 27 2004 at 2:01 PM Rating: Decent
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The sad story of Yesterday's Posts...

These were once very useful, to help inform and pass the time. To make us laugh, and stir up anger. Kinda like old people. But whatever happens to them once the reach the abyss that is Page 2+?

It's like we payed attention to them, occasionally used the advice provided, and then grew tired of them. So off they go to the Old Post Retirement Home!!

Yes, a beautiful facility, with spacious accomodations! Here at OPRH, your Old Post will be treated with the much deserved respect its earned. They will be among some of their old friends, and they can socilize and talk about "the good ol' days" when they were in charge of things.

There are also plenty of events to keep your Old Post living an active, fun-filled life. Weekly games of "Pin the subject on the thread" and "Moogle Bingo" will keep your loved ones occupied, so you don't have to.

Of course, they are permitted to leave the Home, to visit Family and Friends on occasion. But don't worry, they'll be back to OPRH in no time!


Sorry, free time, working in the retirement area of town. Lots of crabby old people come in. I get pissed. Wanted to have a little fun.
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