Things you never want to see a WHM sayFollow

From a level 8 whm: "I know what Im doing, I was a paladin 30!"

Altho I think this ones worse:
Goblin Leecher takes 50 points of damage
Goblin Leecher takes 45 points of damage
Goblin Leecher takes 60 points of damage
Goblin Leecher takes 5 points of damage
Goblin Leecher takes 70 points of damage
Goblin Leecher takes 30 points of damage
Goblin readies Bomb Toss...

Edited, Mon Jan 19 11:15:45 2004 by MaxCaitsith

Without a doubt, this is the worst possible thing a WHM can say :)

Also, we were fighting in quifim yesterday and we had a group member that kept telling the WHM to do more melee cause we needed it. Everyone thought he was joking at first but he was serious. That's one thing *you* don't wanna say to a WHM :)

"Macros, wtf are those?"

or

"I'll pull"

-Sent

Edited, Mon Jan 19 12:30:36 2004 by Sentouki

Had a WHM ask earlier during a fight with 2 IT gobs...
"Hey, do you guys mind if I melee when I hit about a quarter MP?"

BEST REAL LIFE QUOTES FROM A WHM, BOTH FROM SAME MAGE:

"I'm a fighter not a lover."
"I gotta get my TP up for the dragon."

We are fighting the dragon and the WHM goes charging in and begins to melee!!! Luckily there were also 2RDM and BLM in party and we all lived. I didn't blist or anything, that WHM plays like a lunatic but noone died and I figure that is just thier playing style. As long is noone dies that is what concerns me most.

So does that go under "things you never want to hear your tank say?"

Tank: "pulling <T>
Group: Cons I.T
Whm: Be Right back, just got a Raise Request.

All funny except the 10k for the uberclub. That one's a good thing if he meant Willow Wand +1 with +3 MND, +3 INT. :)

"Sorry, I am a Tarutaru."

Yeah, it's a macro most Warrior's use for dire situations.

All True!

"I already used my 2 hr in my last pt."*
"Use my 2hr? ***** you! zoning!" **
"This really isn't working for me. I am going fishing."*
"I don't think pulling the <t> was a good idea."*
"MP low <mpp>, consider before pulling."
"RUN!!!1!!"*
"Ouch died. My home point is set in another city. I am going AH shopping. See you."*

* I was the one that said it.
** Ok, I made that one up.

Re: directly above poster

Its those damn warriors fault for not buying Cure II!

"sorry, gotta log" is definitely the worst.

Second worst is probably when a WHM wants to invite a second one into the party "to make his job easier." When you remove a damage dealer to replace with another healer, fights take longer. Because of that, you get xp slower and have to heal more, which offsets any lowered downtime the extra healer creates. By far the most annoying thing about this was in leveling in Qufim and Kazham when one party would have 2 WHMs and there would be a dozen people sitting around LFG because there were no free healers.

True story of a 3rd thing you don't want to hear from a WHM:

Qufim Tower about 2 months ago on Ragnarok: there are about 50 people standing around the tower to witness this, and everyone laughed about it for weeks afterwards. Howy the Galka WHM/BLM01 (not in my party!) hits level 25, and moments later a guy in my party dies.

Howy: Hey! I get to try out my first raise!
Party: Does he even have the mp to raise....?
Party: Going to be funny as hell if he doesn't
10 seconds pass
Howy: Ummm crap.

Hilarity ensued. He probably would have had the mana if he spent an hour to get his black mage sub up a few levels. Pretty sad that he eventually managed to get to level 30, just shows how desperate parties get for a healer.