Things you never want to see a WHM sayFollow

"I wonder what would happen if I healed that Elemental..."

"Where are you guys?!"

"I've been healing that monster the whole time! No wonder you all looked hurt."

[In the middle of a fight.] "Just left for a moment but I'm back now. What's going on?"

"It's my turn to tank!"

"No, I don't have Cure [X]. I spent all my money on..."

Let's see how many funny ones we can make up. ^^

"Keep fighting, I need to redo my Cure macro"

"What, you are fighting already...where are you? I'm still at the zone..."

Edited, Sun Jan 18 21:47:57 2004 by ccbparanoia

"I am not a Tarutaru."

- "Don't worry if I don't heal you! I can Raise you later!"
- "I'm sorry. I haven't learnt the spell Raise yet..."
- "Oops! I used an AOE spell..." (That would be horrible in a place full of bats.)
- "Nono. You can sit after battle. I only heal you in-battle."

My in-game experiences in good ole Midgardsormr:

WHM,"I want to melee guys. I NEED to get Seraph Strike."

Taru WHM/WAR,"[Provoke] Orcish Impaler"
Taru WHM/WAR,"Let me tank a little!"
2 Pokes and a Critical Jump later........
Taru WHM/WAR was defeated by Orcish Impaler.

I knew I had read those somewhere else...just figured it was a repost. Good call!

whm: "Guys, i cant heal that well, lets let the rdm be the healer"

Based on a true event.

Paladin:Hey wanna join our party? party of 5 includes 2 Paladin,1 blm, 1 theif and dragoon.

1 hand White Mage:I'm afraid i can't join your party unless there's another whm.

Paladin:Huh? why?

1 hand White Mage:I can't heal FIVE members at the same time.

Paladin:Haha you don't have to because i keep aggro well, moreoever we have another pld so i guess you won't have much trouble keeping us alive. Let's give it a try?

1 hand White Mage:I've tried and died too many times, btw a party won't work without at least 2 whm.

Paladin:/blist 1 hand white mage

We were level 18+ and had a great time chaining snippers till 19 in the dunes, and proceeded to pugs when we're all lv 19. yup we got a whm in the end. what's really bothering me is, what kind of players did he partied with to die so many times because of him being the single whm? 5 other theives who can't provoke?

Vlishgnath: WHM, please use Cure II instead of Cure I, we're getting torn apart.
WHM: No dude, Cure II generates too much hate.
The Orcish Nightraider hits Vlishgnath for 75 points of damage.
White Mage casts Cure I
Vlishgnath takes 65 points of damage.
Vlishgnath recovers 30 Hit Points.
The Orcish Nightraider hits Vlishgnath for 70 points of damage.
Vlishgnath: Hey, seriously, use Cure II or the tank is gonna die.
WHM: TOO MUCH HATE.
The Orcish Nightraider hits Vlishgnath for 72 points of damage.
White mage casts Cure I.
The Orcish Nightraider scores a critical hit! Vlishgnath takes 102 points of damage!
Vlishgnath recovers 30 Hit Points.
Vlishgnath: w903568tv9y8nfhnocnw3o59y8t3
Vlishgnath takes 81 points of damage.
Vlishgnath is defeated by The Orcish Nightraider.
WHM: Dude, you seriously need to invest in some new gear. Your defense SUUUUUCKS and that makes you a bad tank.
Vlishgnath: O.O

^ O.o

Happened to me too

my fav is what the WHM says halfway through a fight with a IT gob

>>Gob - casts Cure III - regains lotsa HP
>>Me - Oh man ...
>>Gob - Readies Bomb Toss
>>Me - Oh man ...
>>Leader - O.o
>>Gob - uses Gob strike
>>Me - Oh man ...
>>WHM - No more MP

Not the white mages's fault i know ... but that's the last thing I wanted to hear when we weren't exactly in good shape

Not really a funny saying as much as a funny fact. Was partying in Canyon near Windhurst and got a white mage. When went to check what he had for sell noticed something odd. No boots no cape no anything except for a low level cape. Asked him why he had no armor on and he responded that he was just working on his sub job and didn't want to waste any money on armor. About 30 minutes later tough aggro and he died needless to say before could voke the mob off.