Not exactly relevant to anything, but I'm sitting at work with FF on the brain (I've been reading the boards since 7:30 this morning....all week actually).
So...here's my question....
If you bother to read what Brutus(??) tells you when you're going to get your chicken license, he says he won't give you a chicken unless you prove that you won't abandon it. Fine. Wonderful. Whatever.
What's the first thing you do once you get your chicken license???....abandon the chicken you've nursed back to health.
And what do you do after you're finished riding your rent-a-chicken?...jump off just outside of town and they run away from you.
Bottom line. I want a chicken of my very own. I would love him, and care for him, and I would call him Squooshy.