realy funny crapFollow

I was just interested whats the funniest thing that has ever hapened to you in FFXI tell as many stories as you can.

I don't have any funny stories because I want to get the game for PS2 and it isn't out yet. :(

Lol, when I was a thief I had an emote that I would steal my party members stuff, and fix the dice before we cast lots. Never had anyone get mad about it though :p. Lets see, I think my funniest story would be when some guy shot a rabbit in the mines from across the river. A few minutes later I saw him mauled by like 20 rabbits, lol. I wish I had thought to take a picture.

I zone into Ghelsba, go to the Warchief, thinking I can get him. I'm level 16, he's level 16. After about 15 seconds I decide its a bad idea, and start to run. I run down and zone into West Ronfaure. Someone sends me a tell and says "!!!!!!".

Not understanding what he was talking about, I zone back in, see about 50 orcs going wack-o and killing everyone in the vicinity.

As soon as I go into the forest part, I see this one poor little Taru-Taru... he had about 20 orcs on him, and died in less than 10 seconds...

It seems I pulled every orc in the entire zone to the bottom newbie area...

I laughed my *** off for a good 5 minutes.

Sorry for anyone who died in the Orc Train!!!

The funniest thing I can remember is in Windurst Woods. Seven Tarus were moving around the big tree in the Woods square all dancing and walking in a circle in unison. Dancing of course being different emotes. Oh it was great. I think it must have been some scheduled performance because none of the Tarus missed a step.

LOL the reaction I got from other players when I went from San D'oria to Windurst at level one (took 3 hours.. avoiding all monsters) and then coming back the next day..

Probably the funiest thing I've seen was a BeastMaster with his little bunny that somehow killed a goblin weaver... omg.. never seen that before..

and of course casting Dia on a puglist(fish) and just running all the way back to town while it slowly dies.

Pal-something mines perhaps? hehe, it's actually quite fun (if you are high enough lvl that is) to do that trick.
Plus it's kinda cute to see yourself surrounded by a whole group of angry rabbits :D

I went from Bastok to Jeuno as level one... wasn't so hard lol.

one day when i was in dunes, i got invite to a party. party members were all over the place, so we decided to meet at the east beach. well...4 out of 6 people managed to get themselve killed before we met each others :P

at leaping lizzy camped full of people i did this

/emote points at Leaping Lizzy.

i saw everybody jumped up at the same time :P

hehe :) This happened while grouped with a few 13, 14 level warriors and a white mage. White mage goes afk for about 20 minutes. So we decided to try a few VTs while he was away. Accidentally was aggrod by a bogy that spawned at our camp in Valkrum. Our whole party died while running away frantically to zone...minus our little whm taru, who didn't budge an inch.

I was in West Ronfarre once in H-9 hunting the NM when I was going around killing anything that spawned. Next thing I see is a hume running with about 3 sheep, two gobby's, an orc and a pack of rabbits chasing after him. I'm not sure what all was in the group, but there were a BUNCH of name's scattered so close together it looked like a collage of names.

BTW, the Warchief story in ghelsba was pretty funny... I've been there before. Got back from the Ghelsba fort once and went thru the red hut, hit a grappler, switched targets to a fodder, hit him and ran across the rope bridge. Once you have an agro or two chasing you, you usually have no problem picking up extras. I ended up with a train of about 7 or 8 orcs after me at one point... but I eventually lost half of them by the time I got to the woods near the zone and a couple people took two more orcs, so I took the last two that were left chasing me with my monk.

Finally, one of my luckiest moments (rather than funny, yet funny in a way)... I was lvl 14 mnk, had just entered Ghelsba Fort and go afk for a sec. I figure I'm at zone, I'm safe for the most part. I come back from the bathroom and I see 4 orc's right infront of me... I start backing up and turn to the side to find another 3 to my right. They guaged from Decent Challenge to Inc Tough. Yet I was not attacked by any of them... just walked back out into the Outpost... lol... found the person they were chasing and got an appology and a party.

around lvl 45 I think, me and my group were at gustav tunnel fighting regular gobs. As time passed, this nm gob poped. as I was checking the nm sites on my 2nd comp, it wasn't on any nm database.. so I have no idea of fiding out the lvl.

So we decided to try it. (Bad idea)

At first we were doing fine. Everyone's life stayed full towards the middle of its life. However, the whm and me started to run out of mp. so we decided I shoudl cast escape. So I started casting escape. Next thing we know, the gob threw a bomb that killed everyoen in the party including himself except the tank.

All we did was laugh.

Well mostly what found funny were:

Train express: We were exping in Qufim against worms. Some warrior trained a bashee towards jeuno. Our group got sneaked so we were safe. Soon another train from different direction, which consisted of a banshee + 2 Dancing weapons. (sweat) Ok so we got all sneaked... the train seemed to have headed to to the tower. Another train... this consisted of the initial banshee + 2 Dancing weapons + 5 wights. By this stage our group was like W...T...F... I myself was laughing so hard that forgot to sneak myself, ended up being creamed by all those trained mobs. Sad but was funny.

2nd is well... when I discovered some funny stuff with translating feature in this game. Japanese have 3 character types (Hiragana(the alphabet in japanese), Katakana(Same as Hiragana but you use this to write words which originaly is not from japan, hence some english words we use Katakana, Kanji(the chinese characters)). So I wanted to change from 1 character to another(usualy do this so its easier to read). I wanted to say to a friend that I can lend you my Ashclub for skill up. Well when I converted the Ashclub from Hiragana to Katakana in japanese... it became something... not so funny. ASHCLUB became "Compresed Love(Kanji+Katakana mixed)". So when I sent a tell to him, instead of saying "I can lend you my Ashclub for skill up" it resulted as "I can lend you my "Compressed Love" for skill up"... of course my friend was laughing his *** off, and it took me good 10minuit to realise what I wrote. (Sorry its very hard to explain, you have to be japanese to probably fully understand this).