And so another season dawned for our young Ranger adventurer. He was most relieved to be back at home with his little flock after spending much time away from his leafey haven of Surefall Glades as he had been a killin' and a lootin' down at the Paludal Caverns. There he had admired the fabulous stalagtite and stalagmite structures and the cool crystal waters of the lake. He regularly sent postcards back to Mrs Ruts detailing how busy his days were meeting new friends and slaughtering these funny folk called Recondite Bandits!! who had this funny way of wanting to send him to the bottom of the lake everytime he approached them. Ruts figured they must be some odd ball environmental group wanting to help the flaura and fauna and wanted Ruts to do an underwater survey.
Alas after many bodies and lots of loot our Rut's didn't have much to show for it. The problem was the local casino and bar in the nearby town that just seemed to have this magical allure for our hero which basically meant him losing his money either at the acorn table or up the nearest wall. Giving Mrs Ruts some convaluted story about all his money being tied up with a time share deal he made with some enchanter bloke he met, Rut's realised he had to find some funds quick so to stave off Mrs Rut's litagtion that would surely follow if she found out.
Luckily his experienced level meant he could do something he had heard about called "fearkiting" but for ages Rut's looked everywhere for box, Dragon, Froglock kites at the local Bazaar but could not find any. It wasn't until Rut's got into a drunken game of "who can shove the most thistles up ones nose without sneezing" did one of the participants tell Ruts fearkiting actually meant. After spending the next half a day picking spines from the inside of his nose cavity, Ruts armed with his trusty wep's he toddled off to Everfrost to look for that Wooly Mammoth.
Wasn't long before Rut's came across the first lumbering beast and thought to himself this is gonna be a piece of cake........
The next thing he was aware of, was himself having a dark yellow stain appearing on his left brown chitin legging as he convorted at speed across the tundra with THREE!! very pissed of running carpets that really wanted to make a new delicacy of Ranger Jam across the floor with his corpse. As the peals of laughter of fellow travellers rang in his ears a sudden thought flashed in his mind!! Money making scheme!! if I had a piece of coal I could stick it somewhere which is tweaking soooo much I could produce a diamond from the pressure!!
After nursing his wounds back in the safety of the POK Rut's offered this prayer up to the Great God of Forums,
"How can you effectively fearkite? Is it a case of casting snare or grasping roots first and then panic animal or the other way around? I was able to send one mammoth running away slowed but when I attacked it's big hairy butt, it first deposited it's stomach contents upon me and then turned around so the pointy bits were facing me and so could do damage. If snare/roots are cast 1st then the animal attacks and I cant seem to send it running away"
Any help would be appreciated, your bow twanging prancing Ranger Boy Rut's.
P.S. If there are any timeshare get quick rich schemes out there please show me a sign!! Ta