Vicious Spork Assault at KFCFollow

I normally like to keep my personal life out of these threads but had to relate a recent life-altering event.

I was sitting in the KFC eating gizzards and wings and wiping my mouth on the curtain when a really mean looking fat chick sat at the table next to me. Never being one to miss the opportunity to chat up a mean looking fat chick, I immediately began shouting at her with a mouth full of chicken.

"Hey!" I shouted, "WTF do you think of the new Bazooka class in EQ?"

She told me to shut the fork up or she would cut me. I found her flirtatious manner intoxicating. "Hey!" I shouted again, "Have you ever been done by gnome beastlord?"

You can imagine my excitement as she pulled her bulk up from the chair and waddled over to me. "Score!" I shouted to myself.

I'm still not sure what happened next, but the security camera showed an enraged water buffalo gouging the holy hell out of me with one of those plastic spoon/fork things that the KFC employees told me is actually a spork. I never got her phone number, but when I get out of intensive care I'm gonna chase down that spirited filly and ask her to play EQ with me.

Gee wonder what her ail was. You were obviously polite and considerate. Well, some people are just really too thinned skinned, and why aren't you on the OOT forum, instead of the EQ one?

Gee, I'm sorry sheriff. What was I thinking? Sit down and have some chicken and let's talk.

Doing a beastlord would most likely be a threesome. After all, they do everything with their warder companions.

(What warder would a gnome get?)