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#1 Feb 06 2004 at 6:52 PM Rating: Excellent
Copy-pasted from the Hungarian EQ forums:

Bard - Those that chat with you arent doing their job. Those that don't are antisocial jerks.

Beastlord - I'm bored with EQ. I'm gonna make a kitty. I'm gonna be the first kitty on my block to level 60. I'm a twink. No, I'm a super-twink! Wait, what am I good at?

Cleric - Second biggest egos in-game. See enchanter. Every cleric thinks that all other clerics suck. I just rezzed you with my click-stick, give me 200 plat.

Druid - Interesting class. One with many idiots. Enough said.

Enchanter - Biggest egos in-game. No one but them knows how to play. Break a mez, they throw tantrums. Ask them for haste, they throw tantrums. Pull singles, they get bored and throw tantrums. Pull too many, they get nervous and throw tantrums. Breathe funny, they throw tantrums.

Mage - Biggest whiners in game. "I want my pet when can I make a pet why can't I have a pet I'm naked without my pet where's my pet I cant think without my pet how could I possibly do anything besides love and heal and hug my pet I can control my pet if I don't get my pet I'm leaving. Oops? Where's my pet? What's that, a train? Oops, did I wipe the raid?"

Monk - Pissed off that rogues out-damage them. Pissed off that warriors out-tank them. Humans are pissed off that Iksar get regen. Iksar are pissed off that humans are pissed off. Pissed off that some skills don't work better. Pissed off that their planar and quest gear sucks. Pissed off that other classes even think for a moment that someone other than a monk might be better at *anything*.

Necromancer - Antisocial misanthropes. Players are perfectly matched to their class. Hate everyone, solo everywhere. Third biggest egos in game. Solo anything anywhere with my own stuff because I looted this myself and I can solo better than you could ever dream of attempting. My mana regen is your wet-dream. What are these "buffs", I have my own! Usually end up frustrated and angry at 65, start twinks.

Paladin - The self-haters of EQ. Perpetually whining that they can't get groups, that they got the shaft from Verant, that everyone thinks they suck, that their epic sucks, that their spells suck, that their damage output sucks.

Rangers - The wannabe's of EQ. They try to out-tank the tank, out-pull the monk, out-snare the druid, out-damage the rogue. Take great joy in taunting the mobs off the tank. Take great joy in pulling behind the monk's back. Hang back and shoot arrows while everyone else is doing real damage until they're lvl 60+45 or so. Then wizards and rogues glare at them..

Rogue - I wanna tank. I wanna pull. I wanna be everyone's favorite twink class. WooT Check out my backstab! WooT I did it again!! Cool! I am Ub3R! Rogues R0xx0Rz!!!!!

Shadowknight - Think they can pull better than a monk. Think they can tank better than a warrior. Think they can solo better than a necro. Think they can CR better than anyone. Think, of course.

Shaman - Here are 8 million buffs that you don't need. I'm gonna annoy you by canning for half an hour right next to your ear. d**n, that mob resisted my slow. Ouch, that mob is beating on me. Whoa, that mob is pingponging all over the raid. Oops the clerics are dead. Oops the druids are dead. Oops the wizzies are dead. Oops the melee are dead. Oops, did I cast too soon? d**n, that never happens when I solo.

Warrior - Buff me. Haste me. Heal me. Now leave me alone. Wait, heal me again. I am better than you. What? I lost aggro? Your fault. What? Chanter died after mez break? Chanter's fault. Whoops, heal me. Monks? Rogues? Useless, we don't need them. Pally's? Rangers? Useless, we don't need them. Necro's? Druids? What're dey for? Eh?

Wizard - MORE POWER!! Give me more power!!! I want bigger nukes! I want more mana!! Soup me up! Give me supercharging, nitrous, ether, amphetamines, speedballs, nitromethane, alcohol, turbocharging, rocket assist, MORE POWER!!!
#2 Feb 06 2004 at 7:01 PM Rating: Decent
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That was great!
#3 Feb 06 2004 at 7:09 PM Rating: Default
Haha! The Ranger description is the bomb!!
Who doesn't know rangers like that?
#4 Feb 06 2004 at 7:22 PM Rating: Decent
Very good.
Thanks for sharing Dall
#5 Feb 06 2004 at 7:25 PM Rating: Decent
/rofl that was cool...loved the one on warriors & rogues...hell they are all great Smiley: laugh
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#6 Feb 06 2004 at 7:48 PM Rating: Decent
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA ha
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#7 Feb 06 2004 at 7:50 PM Rating: Decent
yeah, when i read this i just had to pass it around. i almost wet myself reading some of those.

the Wiz is just so true, power, give me more power, must have more power... love it all.
#8 Feb 06 2004 at 8:47 PM Rating: Decent
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The necromancer one is the best of them all. =p
#9 Feb 06 2004 at 9:00 PM Rating: Decent
I'll second that. The necro description fits me except that I haven't reached level 65 and started a twink yet.

Nat
#10 Feb 06 2004 at 9:21 PM Rating: Excellent
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Rangers - The wannabe's of EQ


Wannabe's? /scratches head

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They try to out-tank the tank


I often do out tank the tanks Smiley: laugh /cheer defensive AAs

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out-pull the monk


I do out pull monks, by several mobs per pull Smiley: clown

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out-snare the druid


Phear tangling weeds. 0.5 second cast snare.

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out-damage the rogue


Well of course! duh.

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Take great joy in taunting the mobs off the tank


Well when you are a better tank than the current one .... shrug

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Take great joy in pulling behind the monk's back


But they are always sleeping on the job! Horizontally inclined lazy people that they are.

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Hang back and shoot arrows while everyone else is doing real damage until they're lvl 60+45 or so. Then wizards and rogues glare at them


Rogues glare at me because I run around with a wicked shank to taunt them Smiley: tongue
Wizards glare because I can do 2k per arrow shot damage AND nuke for near 900 per time. Its all class envy you know Smiley: clap



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Wizard - MORE POWER!! Give me more power!!! I want bigger nukes! I want more mana!! Soup me up! Give me supercharging, nitrous, ether, amphetamines, speedballs, nitromethane, alcohol, turbocharging, rocket assist, MORE POWER!!!


That one had me nearly out of my chair Smiley: laugh SO true. I want FT15, I want a bard, I want VoQ, I want ID IV, I want Mana Pres IV, I want I want ....

Edited, Fri Feb 6 21:25:15 2004 by JennockFV
#11 Feb 06 2004 at 11:02 PM Rating: Decent
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ROFL....Oh how tongue in cheek! Great post! More, more, more, please post more!!!!
#12 Feb 06 2004 at 11:27 PM Rating: Decent
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LMAO....loved the warrior one. I often say we warriors are the neediest class in the game...SoW me, haste me, V me, heal me....what other buffs ya got? GIMME!
#13 Feb 06 2004 at 11:30 PM Rating: Decent
Smiley: clap for the post.

Smiley: bowdown for how right you are.
#14 Feb 07 2004 at 4:17 PM Rating: Decent
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That was a great post, very funny, and true in so many ways...

#15 Feb 07 2004 at 5:16 PM Rating: Default
VERY funny - but made me even think about trying out a new class :)
#16 Feb 07 2004 at 5:29 PM Rating: Good
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Paladin - The self-haters of EQ. Perpetually whining that they can't get groups, that they got the shaft from Verant, that everyone thinks they suck, that their epic sucks, that their spells suck, that their damage output sucks.


So.....?




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#17 Feb 08 2004 at 4:48 AM Rating: Good
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Rogue - I wanna tank. I wanna pull. I wanna be everyone's favorite twink class. WooT Check out my backstab! WooT I did it again!! Cool! I am Ub3R! Rogues R0xx0Rz!!!!!


I don't want to tank, I don't pull. My twinking stage is 30 levels behind me. My backstab owns, I still outdamage Rangers.

Yeah. I roxxor!

Nice post :)
#18 Feb 08 2004 at 8:50 AM Rating: Decent
LMFAO

That has to be the funniest thing I've read in ages! the wizzy one got me as well.

So much laughing doesn't help my sunday afternoon hangover though :(
#19 Feb 08 2004 at 1:00 PM Rating: Decent
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Made my day, what a post WHOOT
#20 Feb 08 2004 at 8:46 PM Rating: Good

Smiley: clap

Hmm, so what does this say about someone who plays a Ranger, Enchanter and Cleric? Smiley: grin
#21 Feb 08 2004 at 8:48 PM Rating: Default
"Break a mez, they throw tantrums."


And?


Anyone over level 10 whos still breaking mezzes needs to be disbanded from the group.
#22 Feb 09 2004 at 5:58 AM Rating: Decent
That you have split personality syndrome? :-/
#23 Feb 09 2004 at 7:48 AM Rating: Decent
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What's wrong with breaking mezzes? I do that all the time! Oh wait, I'm usually the MT, I'm the one who's SUPPOSED to break the mezz....

Seriously though, even at lvl 65 people break mezz all the time =P ::grumbles about 65 toons who don't have an ASSIST hotkey::
#24 Feb 09 2004 at 1:11 PM Rating: Decent
ppl without assist keys annoy the living daylights out of me.
#25 Feb 09 2004 at 2:05 PM Rating: Good
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Druid - Interesting class. One with many idiots. Enough said.


writer was a druid me thinks :D
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#26 Feb 09 2004 at 2:22 PM Rating: Default
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Druid - Interesting class. One with many idiots. Enough said.


hehe they prolly wrote this cause they couldnt think of anything worse to say, a good druid kicks *** =p

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